Crisis averted. Sandra had clarified (thanks to Savannah’s hard hitting actual journalism) that her remaining four (Jonathan, Aubry, Stephenie, and Devens) is more about who she thinks is going to win lol Queen just loves to win okay?!
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Unfortunately, Sandra has now shared the rest of her top 5 and it is too horrifying to post. Thank you for respecting my decision to abandon this journalistic responsibility.
Penner’s tweet via drop your buffs insta. He calls last night’a ep “meh” and says he “would have sunk that fucking barge”
I mostly feel like if people aren’t already on bluesky, I don’t really need them here (partially because I like talking shit in peace) but I NEEEEED Jonathan Penner to be on bluesky. #survivor
Survivor 50 if Christian and Rick had blindsided Aubry during the blood moon — getting her idol and keeping Genevieve in. (I mean probably not but at least slightly less janky.)
As usual, Shannon says it perfectly bsky.app/profile/shan...
Oh so NOW you’re allowed to vote for yourself? #Survivor
I didn’t achieve all my goals and this took me way too long.
Sandra says she was a big Jimmy Fallon fan and even went on his show with Russell and Parvati but that ended tonight because of what he did to Christian. The queen ain’t happy she says. “Off with his head”
Sandra speaks. #survivor
Christian deserved a better game design. I mean so do others but he has thought about and cared about the show so deeply and sincerely since playing the first time and this is what they do to him? #survivor
And not a single vote 💅🏻 #survivor
Emily announcing her personality is back and then insulting everyone I love her so much #survivor
Cirie’s eye roll at Emily, Emily’s eye roll last episode … TWIN FLAMES!!! #survivor
🎵 IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL FLY AWAAAAY FROM HERE 🎵 #survivor
Oh NO #survivor
Omg OSCAR!!!! #survivor
Christian going full late semester trying to keep students engaged lecture mode #survivor
Post rice fight (if I had any video editing skills) I would set this to Sarah Mclachlan, make it black and white, and slow mo 💔💔💔 #survivor
Oh no … #survivor
Seriously it’s contagious and spreading
Joevision at an all time high right now lmao #survivor
Joe sending his allies biggest target on a journey after a big win lmaoooo #survivor
A completely real statistic!
Grip haha
So was the idea for us to remember when Jeff used to have a grip on reality or … #survivor
Ozzy kinda channeling Jonathan Penner there #survivor
Rizo and Emily my challenge flop king and queen #survivor
I like so many of these people and yet they never seem to care that I AM SICK OF SEEING AND HEARING AND THINKING ABOUT JONATHAN VOTE THAT POS OUT PLEEEEASE #survivor
cirie fields pouring a glass of red wine on big brother
she's in every alliance. she's in your alliance and you don't even know it. your friends actually all have a secret group chat with her without you. #survivor50
What is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to stop the Taylor Sheridan televisual universe