Max Caulfield and Chloe Price shotgun a joint. They are also naked 🫣

Can’t exactly post this in full yet, but this #pricefield smoking is kinda perfect for lesbian visibility week kicking off on 4/20 🌿

What if *this* time the cosmic evil wearing a human body were a sex-repulsed ace? Due to absolutely hating everything about the concept of flesh and resenting being trapped inside a form made of it?

...promise?

You've struck me as completely reasonable, honestly.

Scales always look so good on a woman.

Diversity win! Lesbian monstress still identifies as "man-eating"

Kind of annoying watching people who make being "nice" or "morally knowledgeable" their brand treat my friends with vicious contempt behind closed doors. At least I'm honest in how much of a bitch I can be to people. :P

Groceries, taxes, and laundry all done. Everyone please applaud my incomprehensible degree of functionality today.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

the religious migraine-haver: god is making me suffer for my sins
the atheist migraine-haver: dialectical materialism is making me suffer for my unseriousness
the agnostic migraine-haver: we dont know why god is making my head hurt

As a huge pervert for Laphroaig, comma,

YES

Honestly anyone who thinks this shit is worthwhile has flushed their entire brain down the toilet and straight-up is not paying attention.

I have been forced to deal with AI-generated reviews of my work, and I have to say that it has managed to further lower my already low opinion of LLM efficacy.

Now a significant portion of my job is spent writing documents explaining to an LLM why most of its analysis is wrong and inappropriate.

every time porn of non-imp midna gets attention everyone is so quick to go “oh but imp midna is hotter” and like YES she IS but you must remember that these are the SAME WOMAN

if you would not jerk off to a woman in one of her forms you do not deserve her in any of her forms

Say what you will about funny numbers 67 versus 69, but at least the sexual implications of 69 made companies hesitant to slap it up on interstate billboards to court the youth demographic.

At this point any American arguing in defense of the US is demonstrating the kind of nationalism indistinguishable from that of the Nazis.

Edeleth #FE3H

Uh hi here's a Kris
#deltarune

It's at the point where hearing people talk about "a few bad apples" in an otherwise good profession sounds remarkably similar to the apologetics about cops.

...that prison guard didn't have the same level of vicious glee in his voice as the school teacher who told me a "funny story" about withholding a child's access to their essential medication because they "disrupted the class" by demanding to use the restroom during a lesson.

Even aside from my own experiences in childhood, I've known a few as an adult. Like, I remember being disturbed when someone who worked as a prison guard talked with grim satisfaction about assaulting prisoners who were insufficiently deferential to them, but even then...

No, it's not that the fault of the failed system is on the individual workers, it's that the failures of the system are such that it almost exclusively attracts the most pathetically abusive people for whom the only remaining perk of the system—the authority it gives them—is still worth it.

My experience of public school teachers is that they are largely disinterested in education per se. People go into the field because it's an easy way for someone with few skills to be granted power and authority over a helpless group of people.

I don't know about you, but it feels like AI proponents are getting off lightly with the level of scorn directed at them, all things considered. They've earned so much worse. Frankly, I'd like to see Sam Altman criminally liable for the deaths his chatbots caused. As a start.

I love when a piece of software has bad-to-nonexistent documentation, so it points you to an official Discord, where you are greeted by a bunch of people utterly unwilling to read past the first sentence of your problem description.

There's a giant chunk of tech people who purport to be at the forefront of new philosophy, new thinking, who cannot fucking think their way out of a paper bag. Who literally are the fucking dregs of thought.

Every single person in every branch of the Federal US government is culpable for fascism and genocide, and I hope someday justice comes for every last one of them without exception.

I feel so bad for the many people out there with cold, sexless friendships.

True. I have to remind people that I'm actually an evil pervert.