I've been waiting all week for it no lie lol the dude who sells fruit was gone for a few days and today he was back so I bought 25$ worth of strawberries and a mango 😅

Lmfao I fucked up half of what I wrote but its fine, fuck an edit button i guess 😂

Finally finished putting my stuff into my rv biut to eat a mango with tamarind and then im gonna watch baddies relax and smoke lol

Loveeeed street pass lol had my ds going everywhere with me 😂

Like literally down to the people reporting on this in a way that doesnt scream "this is fucking crazy and nobody should agree with the president or his bat shit antics" this is at best manufactured consent and at worst blatant propaganda in favor of a pedophile piece of shit war monger

This is insane how do these people not wake up and immediately put a gun in their mouth

Lol is this why my discover feed doesnt work?

Mania is ass im sorry youre dealing with it, sending good vibes your way 💓

“I saw my daughter’s head here,” said Hussein Saleh, a Lebanese man from Tyre who described the moment he returned home to find his family killed in an Israeli air strike on March 6.

Speaking to The National News, he said that he lost his wife, who was pregnant, their daughter Sarah, his uncle

I feel like im the onky person that vaguely remembers her being hella racist? Like what happened with that?

He effectively ended all government funded research. If people privately keep working on the shit they were already doing thats not exactly a big win when we could be doing it at least twice as fast with 10x the funding.

Out now

No victim got A list treatment. No 6 figure settlement. No Oprah tour.
This entire culture of "they must be lying for personal gain" overlooks the entire lack of personal gain.

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my main acct is a bonsai tree i treat with tenderness and patience and my league profile is this

you vastly underestimate my hate for all current government officials

Lol ill never forget the time I got a job at a random kitchen locally and they made me sign an nda that said I wouldn't talk about how the place is run outside of work for at least 3 years. I quit like 3 months in, because people kept getting food poisoning LOL like 3 in a week one time 🙃

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

I know it’s crazy, but as an alternative, White House staffers could simply choose not to commit any crimes.

Reading my timeline

Always interesting that Democratic socialists, in their quest to reconcile democracy and capitalism, literally always every time pick the "capitalism" side when they get into power and tell socialists to eat shit, hmmmmmmmm

Youre telling me the guy who makes poor people do weird shit for money and literally missed the entire point of squid games is willing to do anything for money???? I for one am shocked.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

Shes been so insufferable for so long its crazy to me that she even has a following at this point lol

Fr like what is even happening there. I log in to see memes or the few irl friends I have post shit, like damn bbg chill. Also its crazy because im obsessed with animals lol I care for them as if they were my human children like fucking relax lol 😆

He was literally brown and all fucked up when I got him and I nursed his ass back to health and he got all his color back and lived for like 7 or 8 years (he was already like 10 lol)💕 safe to say I know wtf I was doing. People are insane asf.

Lol some bitch has been crashing out on Facebook because I said i fed my frog pinkies and I mean bad shes like trying to tell me all kinda shit about frogs and call me an animal abuser mind you this frog is long dead because I had him in high-school and was his second owner lmfao 💀 🤣

These motherfuckers are literally the dumbest sacks of shit who have ever lived ohmygoddd

Lol why are they trying to get me to do age verification for bluesky

why do the people who're concerned about bluesky's growth always pin the blame on leftists being mean, instead of on the people who run bluesky seeming totally uninterested in growing it at all. all their effort goes on faffing around with nonsense that nobody who actually uses the site cares about

Systemic interference in Palestinians being able to name and number their dead has long been the policy of Israel.

"Gaza, though, has been a kind of forensic desert for years now. It is a territory that has been systematically denied the tools required to name its dead.

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