It's been 17 years...
How is Bayonetta still the one and nearly only healthy example of a sexualized woman in games. Be better y'all!!
Slut up your characters properly instead of the weird creepy shit that keeps happening. Oh and stop gatekeeping that sexualizing by gender while you're at it!
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I miss not being interested in sports at all and being allowed to do so without somehow still being bombarded with sports betting stuff anyway.
It sucks big time for y'all but at least I can get why they advertise to you... Why me tho, no sports, no betting, all ads 😭
My dopey ass sitting in the gym
Back on the grind
the ADHD urge to procrastinate responding to emails/texts because asynchronous communication feels like a StairMaster set to a speed you can’t keep up with
God normally I'm pretty patient with these but I just need all of these for the entire game smushed in my brain like, right now 😭 😂
I kinda feel that I've just become unable to produce (proper) art cos my inner people pleaser has just consumed my soul and left nothing but "I dunno whatever works for you" sentiments
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.
A large block of sentient tofu
Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”
Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”
Me regularly: "oh I'm doing pretty decent, like life is hard but I'm doing my best you know"
My delulu ass 2 days after my headphones broke meaning I can't drown out my inner voice anymore: "so here's how we're gonna absolutely destroy your miserable little life you worthless PoS"
Thanks brain!
Today the brain clearly chose Mörk borg
It shows me holding the hardcover rulebooks to two table-top roleplaying games. The first is a dark ages death metal RPG named Mörk Borg and the second is a queer and messy relationships RPG named Thirsty Sword Lesbians.
The duality that bears my name, for it reveals the depths of my soul and drags it out into the open. Truly no better combination can exist...
This is very funny to me y'all 🤣
Man, holiday is great but coming back home to your life is like sloughing back on a putrescent, rank and deteriorated thick over-skin that you had finally managed to take off
Advertisers.. truly...
Do you really think I have interest in whatever schlock you're selling once I've skipped your add literally over 1000 times..
Like, chill adds you're more clingy than a bad ex 🤨
God I fucking HATE, like bloodcurdling nailpulling HATE, that all customer service is just a DUMB as FUCK AI now that can't do fucking jack shit but obfuscate and terrorize your time in the hopes that you just give up before you get your fucking help
Migraines are truly just my brain hating me so much it actually starts stabbing itself just to be a lil bitch about
A male dark elf named Gabbro pontificating on his next overly romanticised story to write while on the corner of a cyberpunk city
A male wood elf named Feldspar dreading the passing of time at the Cyberpunk DMV, waiting in eternal torment to never be given his turn.
I could only find the two of them but I'm starting to feel like some people at CBU3 have played themselves some Outer Wilds :P #FFXIV #FinalFantasyXIV #OuterWilds
Screenshot of the Marvel Rivals Ease Service page where I've marked the word "kingly" as a typo where it seems it should read "kindly" instead
hey @marvel-rivals.bsky.social, found a small typo here on the suggestion page ^^
Just a heads-up from your friendly neighbourhood dyslexia-man!
May your battles for the coming year be swift and decisive! ❤️ ⚔️
First panel shows Radahn saying "you know my 5-hit combo?" Second panel shows a guy comically looking down to him, as if putting up with some shenanigans while saying "Yeah?..." Third panel shows Radahn saying "what if I made it a 6-hit combo" The last panel is two cut outs of the guy and Radahn with the words "Oh, you!" between them; as per the old meme format.
My mood...
#EldenRing #ShadowOfTheErdtree #EldenRingDLC #EldenRkmgFanArt
🎵 On the first night of christmas the universe gave to ke, some really rucking bad news 🎶
Hope y'all are having a good time instead folks, happy holidays to all who celebrate
My final fantasy 14 character dressed up in Christmas themed gear. She's a small tan skinned woman with a dark blue tail and back reaching horns at ear height. She's wearing a Mongolian inspired red and white dress combined with fishnet stockings, red pumps with a bow on the strap, red gloves with a thick with furred rim and large red hat that I honestly don't know how to describe besides semi-large and poofy. She has short red hair with white highlights, dark rose eyes and has a faint blush on. She's striking a demure pose with a kind and content expression on her face, wishing you the happiest of festive seasons.
Aphrae is ready for the season y'all #FFXIV
That moment when you find out twitter is fucking up again cos you suddenly get in an influx of new followers/people to follow here on bluesky xD
Hey you @eldenring.bsky.social folks!
Are you also excited for the #ELDENRING DLC, and you want to make a new character but you're anxious about missing something?
Do I have good news for you, I just made you an Elden Ring guide to all things missable!
carousingbear.notion.site/Elden-Ring-M...
She's just pure evil and every time you champion her books, spout your "separate art from the artist", stream her games... This is what you're supporting. Every cent that goes to her via royalties directly funds this.
If you are still supporting Harry Potter, you are supporting anti-trans funding.
Really couldn't say no to buying this gem anymore at this point when they even have a sale going on @danfloydplus.bsky.social
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