Someone emailed me this one this morning where someone has literally taken a photo of me with my DOG and associated it with their fucking adult baby fetish. In what world do you expect me to respond to that email with a “thanks for letting me know”?? I don’t *want* to know this disgusting shit

distressing to be constantly reminded of how widespread my stolen images and labour have become. It’s essentially being reminded of revenge porn every time someone tags me or alerts me of another account. So please, report them if you want but stop involving me.
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Please, PLEASE stop reaching out via email/text/DMs to share with me that there’s a scam account using my photos on some platform or another. There is nothing I can do about it— I cannot make impersonation claims because obviously Stassi Lane is not my true legal name. It is incredibly
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Sounds incredible, can I please come visit this rural wonderland 😍

Ya girl has started lifting to get big & strong, I already have a fat ass but I deeply desire a fat *muscular* ass 😌

Bouquets of protein bars instead of boxes of chocolates for gifts going forward please ✨

You’ll have to reach out by the proper channels then 🥰😇

Maybe I should start offering discounted sessions over winter if I can answer the door in trackie daks 😇❄️

Available today for encounters ❣️

Reach out on 0444 528 843 💌

So close you can almost taste me 🫦

most spoiled little baby title is awarded to Doug ✨

Can be found lounging around at my incall today, tomorrow, and Saturday afternoon 😌

Reach out on 0444 528 843 💌

I’ve had a lush week full of good food, good fun, and my favourite furry boy 🥰 anyone else been hitting up the Melb Intl Comedy Fest?? I have two more shows to go to

Available in Melbourne again from tomorrow til Saturday, 12-8pm every day 🥰

4 days apart was just far too long but this goofy boy did get absolutely spoiled by his grandparents so I don’t think he missed me as much as I did him 🧡

how not to meet an escort:

Available in Melbourne again from tomorrow til Saturday, 12-8pm every day 🥰

no creeps when I was there 🤷🏼‍♀️

☀️🌊🐚

just before I got body slammed by a freak wave and ate sand 😅

PS my work phone and email are absolutely unmanned while I take a proper holiday, please wait til Tuesday for a response 🥰

What the fuck do you think? OBVIOUSLY not.

Off to the beach 🏝️

Thank you so much for the gift you sent through 😘 perfect timing too as I was just thinking of getting a pedi before my holiday!

Good morning y’all 🥰 I’ve had a cancellation today so have some last minute availability!

I’m actually heading to a certain harbourside city Friday-Monday this week for a little vacay so won’t be available again til Tuesday ✨

Taking the day to celebrate a friend’s graduation 🎓

My soonest availability isn’t til next week Monday to Thursday 12-9pm. X

Who is hitting up the Grand Prix this week? I should let you know that my incall is only minutes away from the track 😌🏎️

they just need something between them… 😌

And my lil bath guardian 🥺

A Wednesday morning soak to start the day 🫧🛁

Available today for encounters ❣️

Reach out on 0444 528 843 💌