Accuracy is not a defense.
Kash is all of these things—even on a good day. On bad days, he probably tries to chew off his own foot

“Unsuccessful” is spot on

Just as soon as he decides what colored crayon to use

Like Charlie Manson

I rather suspect he did this very public stunt to distract from his upcoming excommunication

2045 at the latest

Says the Secretary of feeble rationalization

Bomb them with surplus Ford Fairlanes

It surely “reeks”

John Glenn & Chuck Yeager

Keep calling them “dirtbags” long enough & you just might get what your asking for, obscure right wing dirtbag

He’ll go far.
Away, I hope

The stunning rebuke of Hungary’s Orbán after Trump endorsed him reminds us of why neo-fascist alliances never endure: attempts to build coalitions among far right “strongmen” founder quickly on the rocks of the fundamental contradiction of promoting one country’s nationalism at the expense of others

Asskissing does that

Smart Hungarians

Such a heartwarming Easter message 🐣

I know my powers of reasoning are declining in old age, but I’m really having trouble understanding how Iran keeps shooting down our aircraft after we “obliterated” their air defenses (several times).
Are they heaving boomerangs at our planes? If so, are they *smart* boomerangs & can we get some?

Bats in belfry 🦇

Rumored replacements include Judge Judy, Judge Reinhold, Judge Dread, and a shelter chihuahua nicknamed “Dread Scott”

Then Kegsbreath must go.
Impeach this unqualified homicidal
maniac IMMEDIATELY

Homicidal maniac

We did; yours too.
You’re both arrogant, incompetent buffoons 🤡

That’s “at excursion”

Now I’m wondering what other “things” he’s fighting. Reality?

Translation: permanent occupation

Because we’ve lost?

“Viciously?”
How so very Christian 😡

Iran now has an opportunity to prank the US with the greatest spoof in world history: blow up everything on Karg Island, withdraw their forces, then laugh uproariously as the Marines storm ashore to “conquer” the rubble

And therefore prisoner #1 at Nuremberg.2

Airports now secure.
For Minecraft