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Posts by Scott "No Relation" Faulkner

Nothing about 2026 is like I expected it to be when I was a kid. I thought by now I'd be starting my new life in the off-world colonies, a golden land of opportunity and adventure.

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obsessed now w/ Good Pope/Bad Pope

you're already going to hell, vance, ya may as well play ball with us ... I'm getting a coffee, you want a coffee? two creams right?

[Pope Leo leaves, Pope Julius enters, throws chair against the wall]

YOU THINK HELL IS THE WORST THING WE CAN DO TO SOULS, VANCE?

6 days ago 448 50 9 3

Leonard is correct - go see Robyn Hitchcock if you can!

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Hey Nineteen, that’s Conor Oberst

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Damn! I wish you speedy healing!

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Illustration for the scenario "Stray Cat Strut" by Jeffrey Moeller in Tails of Valor from Golden Goblin Press. A view of Kadath. #hplovecraft #cats #cathulhu #tailsofvalor #callofcthulhu

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Blistering blue barnacles! I hope you find a nice spot very soon!

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Jar of Nutella seen floating in the foreground as Artemis II prepares to fly by the moon

Jar of Nutella seen floating in the foreground as Artemis II prepares to fly by the moon

Just saw this on the live feed! #ArtemisII

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The dad from the Witch getting ready to wrestle Black Philip, the goat.

The dad from the Witch getting ready to wrestle Black Philip, the goat.

It feels like every day I wake up and gotta wrestle Black Philip back into his pen.

1 month ago 143 29 4 0
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Hop on my big greasy flying chicken, let's go

2 weeks ago 135 18 3 0
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

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“And now, Harry Potter, you will make your great entrance into the Wizarding World,”said the Sorting Hat. “Just like that?” said Harry, astonished. “Putting on a dusty old hat?”. The hat grinned, wryly. “Not at all!” it said, “first (of course!) we must Inspect Your Genitalia!”

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Ink drawing of an armored woman with a sword, wading into a pool with a dark underground void

Ink drawing of an armored woman with a sword, wading into a pool with a dark underground void

Page 3 of my contribution to Dune #100! To celebrate this milestone, there was an 8 hour jam at Hugo House with prizes and snacks. The place was packed and we even had a few first-timers! Here’s to the next 100!

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Wow, didn’t know they gave him sample answers! Probably helps with focus when juggling panelists & contestants

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Name yam

Name yam

Its name is Gladys, now give me my five bucks

3 weeks ago 31 2 2 0

I love physical comics but I also love being able to read digital comics from the library. More comics!

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Jim Woodring's SMOKEY THE BEAR comic book, a favorite I keep along with the classic Morris 'Mo' Gullub Dell SMOKEY comic book from the 1950s.

4 weeks ago 25 1 1 0

Schoolhouse Rock did not prepare me for any of the shit that’s happening right now.

1 month ago 34 8 2 0

Et tu, crudités?

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Photo of the melted remains of a snowman, draped in a small purple scarf

Photo of the melted remains of a snowman, draped in a small purple scarf

One day after the big snow and your scarf becomes a wrap

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The streets are wet. The clouds make the night darker than usual. Thunder drowns out other, closer noises. Those people who brave the storm do not look around, only at their feet. Perfect hunting weather.
#monsters #illustration #horror #1920s #creep

1 month ago 3 1 0 0
The BIG DUMB WAR CYCLE

HAWKS ITCH FOR BATTLE
IT WILL BE A SPLENDID LITTLE WAR!

9/11 FALSELY INVOKED
I'M SURE THEY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE HIJACKERS.

BOOSTERS OF PREVIOUS WAR ALL OVER TV
BOMBS AWAY!

MILLIONS PROTEST AROUND THE WORLD AND ARE IGNORED
THIS WAR IS BUNK TOO

PATRIOTISM OF OPPOSITION QUESTIONED
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU TRAITOR

WAR A BLOODY DISASTER WITHOUT END 
WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN?

CONVENTIONAL WISDOM FORMS THAT WAR WAS
A MISTAKE, BUT NO ONE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

HOW'D WE GET INTO THAT MESS?
BEATS ME!

The BIG DUMB WAR CYCLE HAWKS ITCH FOR BATTLE IT WILL BE A SPLENDID LITTLE WAR! 9/11 FALSELY INVOKED I'M SURE THEY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE HIJACKERS. BOOSTERS OF PREVIOUS WAR ALL OVER TV BOMBS AWAY! MILLIONS PROTEST AROUND THE WORLD AND ARE IGNORED THIS WAR IS BUNK TOO PATRIOTISM OF OPPOSITION QUESTIONED SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU TRAITOR WAR A BLOODY DISASTER WITHOUT END WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN? CONVENTIONAL WISDOM FORMS THAT WAR WAS A MISTAKE, BUT NO ONE HELD ACCOUNTABLE HOW'D WE GET INTO THAT MESS? BEATS ME!

This week's comic: The Big Dumb War Cycle

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Dee Snider and Twister Sister released "We're Not Gonna Take It" over forty years ago but here we all are, still taking it.

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Donald Duck stands on top of a bird bath, smiling, as several birds look up at him from the ground excitedly. Heathcliff and Iggy watch from a nearby window, and Iggy says "Another birdbath celebrity sighting."

Donald Duck stands on top of a bird bath, smiling, as several birds look up at him from the ground excitedly. Heathcliff and Iggy watch from a nearby window, and Iggy says "Another birdbath celebrity sighting."

06 Mar 2026

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I was there too! IIRC, Bad Brains opened. During the Beastie's set, Money Mark was solo slam dancing around the stage and security grabbed him, thinking he was a rando from the crowd. Thankfully, the conga player intervened!

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

2 months ago 1276 269 34 21
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Poster for The Slide Rule event. Features a drawing of a small gas station,  shining its feeble lights into an infinite, foreboding darkness. The event takes place Thursday, March 5th, 7:30-9pm at Hugo House in Seattle, 1634 11th Ave. Performers listed are Jose Alaniz, Scott Faulkner, Brandon Lehmann, Ezra Mezcal, and Davey Oil.

Poster for The Slide Rule event. Features a drawing of a small gas station, shining its feeble lights into an infinite, foreboding darkness. The event takes place Thursday, March 5th, 7:30-9pm at Hugo House in Seattle, 1634 11th Ave. Performers listed are Jose Alaniz, Scott Faulkner, Brandon Lehmann, Ezra Mezcal, and Davey Oil.

In town for #ECCC and want something off the beaten path? Tomorrow night, come thrill to live comics at Hugo House in Seattle's Capitol Hill! Get your (cheap) tickets at hugohouse.org/event/_2026-...

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Everything is such utter trash that Gorillaz hiring honest-to-god old school animators to spend 18 months making a short film legitimately made me cry.

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Charlton comics were not taken seriously by marvel & dc snobs when I was a kid but who actually haunted your dreams proper? The guys at Charlton that’s who

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