Nothing about 2026 is like I expected it to be when I was a kid. I thought by now I'd be starting my new life in the off-world colonies, a golden land of opportunity and adventure.
Posts by Scott "No Relation" Faulkner
obsessed now w/ Good Pope/Bad Pope
you're already going to hell, vance, ya may as well play ball with us ... I'm getting a coffee, you want a coffee? two creams right?
[Pope Leo leaves, Pope Julius enters, throws chair against the wall]
YOU THINK HELL IS THE WORST THING WE CAN DO TO SOULS, VANCE?
Leonard is correct - go see Robyn Hitchcock if you can!
Hey Nineteen, that’s Conor Oberst
Damn! I wish you speedy healing!
Illustration for the scenario "Stray Cat Strut" by Jeffrey Moeller in Tails of Valor from Golden Goblin Press. A view of Kadath. #hplovecraft #cats #cathulhu #tailsofvalor #callofcthulhu
Blistering blue barnacles! I hope you find a nice spot very soon!
Jar of Nutella seen floating in the foreground as Artemis II prepares to fly by the moon
Just saw this on the live feed! #ArtemisII
The dad from the Witch getting ready to wrestle Black Philip, the goat.
It feels like every day I wake up and gotta wrestle Black Philip back into his pen.
Hop on my big greasy flying chicken, let's go
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
“And now, Harry Potter, you will make your great entrance into the Wizarding World,”said the Sorting Hat. “Just like that?” said Harry, astonished. “Putting on a dusty old hat?”. The hat grinned, wryly. “Not at all!” it said, “first (of course!) we must Inspect Your Genitalia!”
Ink drawing of an armored woman with a sword, wading into a pool with a dark underground void
Page 3 of my contribution to Dune #100! To celebrate this milestone, there was an 8 hour jam at Hugo House with prizes and snacks. The place was packed and we even had a few first-timers! Here’s to the next 100!
Wow, didn’t know they gave him sample answers! Probably helps with focus when juggling panelists & contestants
Name yam
Its name is Gladys, now give me my five bucks
I love physical comics but I also love being able to read digital comics from the library. More comics!
Jim Woodring's SMOKEY THE BEAR comic book, a favorite I keep along with the classic Morris 'Mo' Gullub Dell SMOKEY comic book from the 1950s.
Schoolhouse Rock did not prepare me for any of the shit that’s happening right now.
Et tu, crudités?
Photo of the melted remains of a snowman, draped in a small purple scarf
One day after the big snow and your scarf becomes a wrap
The streets are wet. The clouds make the night darker than usual. Thunder drowns out other, closer noises. Those people who brave the storm do not look around, only at their feet. Perfect hunting weather.
#monsters #illustration #horror #1920s #creep
The BIG DUMB WAR CYCLE HAWKS ITCH FOR BATTLE IT WILL BE A SPLENDID LITTLE WAR! 9/11 FALSELY INVOKED I'M SURE THEY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE HIJACKERS. BOOSTERS OF PREVIOUS WAR ALL OVER TV BOMBS AWAY! MILLIONS PROTEST AROUND THE WORLD AND ARE IGNORED THIS WAR IS BUNK TOO PATRIOTISM OF OPPOSITION QUESTIONED SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU TRAITOR WAR A BLOODY DISASTER WITHOUT END WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN? CONVENTIONAL WISDOM FORMS THAT WAR WAS A MISTAKE, BUT NO ONE HELD ACCOUNTABLE HOW'D WE GET INTO THAT MESS? BEATS ME!
This week's comic: The Big Dumb War Cycle
Dee Snider and Twister Sister released "We're Not Gonna Take It" over forty years ago but here we all are, still taking it.
Donald Duck stands on top of a bird bath, smiling, as several birds look up at him from the ground excitedly. Heathcliff and Iggy watch from a nearby window, and Iggy says "Another birdbath celebrity sighting."
06 Mar 2026
I was there too! IIRC, Bad Brains opened. During the Beastie's set, Money Mark was solo slam dancing around the stage and security grabbed him, thinking he was a rando from the crowd. Thankfully, the conga player intervened!
More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to
Poster for The Slide Rule event. Features a drawing of a small gas station, shining its feeble lights into an infinite, foreboding darkness. The event takes place Thursday, March 5th, 7:30-9pm at Hugo House in Seattle, 1634 11th Ave. Performers listed are Jose Alaniz, Scott Faulkner, Brandon Lehmann, Ezra Mezcal, and Davey Oil.
In town for #ECCC and want something off the beaten path? Tomorrow night, come thrill to live comics at Hugo House in Seattle's Capitol Hill! Get your (cheap) tickets at hugohouse.org/event/_2026-...
Everything is such utter trash that Gorillaz hiring honest-to-god old school animators to spend 18 months making a short film legitimately made me cry.
Charlton comics were not taken seriously by marvel & dc snobs when I was a kid but who actually haunted your dreams proper? The guys at Charlton that’s who