ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer

KEIR: my father was a drill bit

ME: that's right Keir!

If elected President, I also plan to correct the Pope on matters of theology, in a way that makes it gradually clear I've mixed up Catholicism with Klingon spirituality. Then I'll invite him to the White House and present him with a copy of the Paq'batlh, bound in human skin.

Oh damn Chaotic Evil Joe Hendry does have a line in the sand, maybe there is hope.

The second doctor who pictured on a news article mentionning the arrest of a second doctor in a FGM case

Reposted with ALT cos its funny .
How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:

Letter from the BSB.

In the interest of full transparency with the trans community I regret to inform you all that I lost my complaint.

The complaint was made by the Good Law Project (GLP) on my behalf.

The BSB have decided it's okay for a barrister to mock a trans woman's attempt to commit suicide.

It's never been easier to not support pieces of shit.

Does that mean some of the things you like/used to like are on that list? Yeah.

I guarantee one 2am caffeine fuelled bender searching the net like you did as a teenager will turn up something better to replace it.

Trap that odious troll under whatever bridge he calls home.

Alun Wyn Jones and Gareth Bale have gotta be staples.

The first of the Welsh coracle armada has arrived in the Strait of Hormuz to protect oil tankers. Dai Cwch announced his arrival with a bellowing "Whose boat's that ship"?

Wales are sending 5000 Coracles to the Strait of Hormuz to destroy the mines being laid in its waters. Mr G Pillock, a Coracle pilot of 40yrs was quick to defend the actions. In a statement He said, "its a challenge for me, it is a challenge for my Coracle, but most of all it is a challenge to Me"’.

Say his name and he appears

it's giving Evil Joe Hendry

Four-panel meme showing a Labour supporter saying they will vote for trans rights, placing a ballot in a box, then a result panel where “trans rights” overwhelmingly wins but the NEC says no trans rights wins instead

7th Sea 3rd Edition A new era for the iconic TTRPG: modernized Roll & Keep, Théah ten years later, shaped by the community!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/aga... 7th Sea 3rd Edition! This is probably my favourite RPG setting of all time, and I have gone all in on backing this after being a patreon. The playtest was great! Swashbuckling, magic, romance intrigue and adventure! Back it, come be a fruity lil' fencer like me :)

Dyke Knights! Now in colour!

This is maybe the best Six Nations in history. And this weekend has been one of the greatest rounds the tournament has ever had.

Next they'll be posting barclaysman edits of Keir.

Given that hogan repeatedly changed the story about the inspiration for Hulkster in Heaven it's gotta be real slaphead tier baldness.

Chris Jericho is a 3/4 by token of Fozzy, may he one day become the mythical 4/4

What about Ivan Moody? I feel like he hits the trifecta

I looked at the cover and am reminded of Paul Mason's 'chart of leftist influence', only Judah's proudly putting his name on it and it looks somehow MORE psychotic.

Spads are going to be the death of this island, sweet Jesus.

Campaigners condemn Starmer’s secrecy over US attack on Iran American warplanes are transiting through UK military bases en route to the Middle East. Why is Britain allowing it?

As the US and Israel illegally bomb Iran, American warplanes have been transiting through UK military bases en route to the Middle East.

www.declassifieduk.org/campaigners-...

aftv.co.uk/latest-arsen...

It says so much about how surface-level he is, what a WILD way to tell on yourself.

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He latched onto Arsenal not out of a sense of sentimentality, not because of a family history with the club, or a moment of magic in a particularly exciting/nerve-wracking game.

He decided he was an arsenal fan because they were winning games.

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“So I’ve been a massive football fan, I played twice a week since I was 10, and I’m still playing every week. Living in Surrey, there wasn’t a natural team to support and Arsenal, (were) one of those teams that just were doing well, really caught my eye. And so I latched onto it."

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Starmer really just does not believe in anything man, and presumably, he hasn't ever believed in anything. I found this article from AFTV (Will link in a reply) and this quote says SO MUCH about how he views the world:

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"We saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe" ass smiles.

The vibes are rancid, first I'd heard of them was yesterday and then I search up their website and see their money comes from the Joseph Rowntree Foundation and it all clicked for me.

Of course they're a Thinktank engine.

a cartoon character wearing a purple hat with the letter p on it is standing on one leg . Alt: Waluigi swaying rhythmically and snapping his finger to his rhythm.

waaaaaa

The snail has played a blinder.

[illustration of inner ear] snail in my ear telling me to do a weird rant about george galloway [woman holding head] me (listening to the snail)