Go on Beto.

Don’t take eze off. Ok Jesus. Be the hero.

Noni you baby giraffe.

I could watch the split screen since this Madrid match is bananas but I just can’t.

Eze you’re gonna have to do this yourself. Come on son.

Jameson and Gaviscon. I call this the Arsenaloda

Weirdly calm for today. Early goal would be huge. But I just want to see quick passing and the same level of effort yesterday’s matches had.

Or whatever we call these.

You should blow up this tweet and frame it.

Lamine Yamal is a Spanish Max Dowman.

Smash and grab. I love it.

8 fouls on that asshole.

I fell asleep

I think the goal of this Arsenal team is to bore us all to death so we can’t complain.

That’s 5 fouls on Arajo

Noni came to play. Go on you wild card.

I don’t understand how we can be this poor all of a sudden. Fucking do something. Make a god damn pass.

We back at the Trop baby.

Well said

It’s been a long time since we’ve been good enough that the old arsenal hate comes back. Everyone readying their scorching hot takes in the media. Gonna watch the rest of the season with you all and mute commentary and put on Slayer instead. Let’s go win the double.

What did I just say!

Max fyi don’t bother crossing. Do it yourself son.

This does not fill me with confidence. Playing scared. Scared for the run in. Gonna need our real big names to drag us across the line.

I figured out what this is. This is more than a few guys trying to impress individually rather than playing as a team.

I think the defenders need to go to geometry class. You can see the arc of these balls right?

Well that was bad.

Hahahha. I live in my own little world anyway so that tracks

Maybe it’s just me but this is the best we’ve looked in a long time. Consistent attacking. No end product but that’s nothing new.

Hold the phone. Are you telling me that’s Kelly Osborne and Sharon Osborne? That’s absolutely horrifying. Mostly Kelly. But both really.