Not seeing anything on this site that is worth the look. Going to delete this app icon and work on losing instagram.
So close to being back to normal.

99 cent whoppers at Burger King fuck you

On this website I will know and appreciate who Michael Ian Black is, but I will not follow him or actively look at his tweets.
God bless. Finger point emoji

What a weird feeling to have. Do you regularly feel like you could rip websites apart?

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Beggar.

If killing the cunts that keep us poor and sick is possible, we should kill the cunts that keep us poor and sick.

It’s cute and fun watching the kids learn about the world

Democrats would rather be the Party Against Trump than be the Party for Normal People. I hate them.

Nope. Not the same thing. Not comparable.

My hot take is:
short form video is the worst thing to happen to humans since nuclear weapons.

Oatfield Road on a morning.
#portland

I like blocking people who post stuff as if they’re complaining to the manager of the website.

Normal website

I’d say the actual difference is non-human animals don’t post stupid shit on the internet.

My cat’s name is Eli. Speelye for short.

You are a cat. Take a fucking nap.

Luigi’s Mentions

It’s ok to kill a guy if you think he’s scary.

Ronette’s Bridge #twinpeaks #northbend

I mean, that’s the point. The guy wasn’t the CEO of You Don’t Have Insurance

It’s a fact that the vast majority of people think the dead CEO was pretty dumb for not having a security detail (because he made a living from harvesting the pain and death of poor people.)

If The Adjuster is related to Chuck, I will be very happy.

A guy at this food cart pod just told my 12 year-old that he (my kid) has “a real Jim Morrison vibe.”

Iver 👏👏 Mectin 👏👏

Well there are a lot of dumb fucks on Bluesky just like twiiter.

Oh no my international reach

After taking a break from social media for a few weeks I’ve been reminded that these people simply don’t exist in any meaningful way outside of your phone.
It’s just a dream about goblins mumbling outside your window.

Eric Adams Statement to Press:

“Rest assured, the NYPD will not stop crushing candy until the gunman is found.”

Bluesky is the methadone that will help me kick social media for good.
It looks just like Twitter and is just ok, but it’s not worth the time…Just like Twitter was never worth the time.

It’ll be so much easier to quit this place than it was to leave Twitter tho.