That’s almost the setup for a Lifetime movie. The other plot. Not the Christmas plot.

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. - Hannibal Barca

Or in English: I will either find a way or make one.

Happy First Contact Day for all who observe?

We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I don't know. - W.H. Auden

I will make no deals with you. I've RESIGNED. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed, or numbered. My life is my own. - Number 6, The Prisoner

"My dear fellow, there are some people we WANT to offend." Original BBC producer of Monty Python.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

It's National Don't Believe Anything You Read On the Internet Day!

What's the best April Fool's Prank you fell for?

If it's I before E except after C, I guess 'caffeine' is covered.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. - Marcus Aurelius

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing and trust no one...just like every other day.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

Older? I felt that way as a kid.

Never be overheard complaining. Not even to yourself. - Marcus Aurelius

The world is full of people who are very clever at seeming much smarter than they really are. - Kurt Vonnegut

Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy! - Mrs Frizzle, Magic School Bus

People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rules for thee but not for me?

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. - Alexis de Tocqueville

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

100% of change-that-works is NON-linear. - Tom Peters

Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated. - Lou Holtz

Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Sometimes it just gets replaced.

I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am. - Cormac McCarthy

"When you're curious, you find lots of things to do." - Walt Disney

I have an urge to have a Caesar Salad today. Not sure why... #IdesOfMarch

Perfectionists need to take the pressure off themselves and others: there is no such thing as perfect people. Not even you! - Beth M Ramsay

White House considers waiving maritime commerce restrictions as fuel prices skyrocket The move comes as the U.S. and Israel’s war in Iran has sent oil prices soaring, with a key choke point effectively blocked.

That would be a good outcome. The Jones Act needs to end.

White House considers waiving maritime commerce restrictions as fuel prices skyrocket

What was a win you had this week that no one else saw?

Four words that change everything: "I Believe in You!" - Mark Gai