thierry asking to live with gabriel AFTER marrying ilya!?

T&A&G are all laying on the floor of a garage. That's true gang hours.

On the day Akwasi & Gabriel decided to move in together, they whispered about Thierry behind his back.

They then went to the cafe and fought about who was the cuter of the two. Repeatedly.

The next day, Gabriel gave Akwasi flowers....and called him the coolest. Like, are we sure guys? Do both of you have an exception or something?

the rest of the gang. they're not doing the "no homo" thing very well

tomodachi life: ilya and thierry are splashing each other in the water. that's it, there's not even a joke to this scene. get out.

I gave thierry a holiday vacation ticket - just one - and he took ilya with him

they insisted on moving in together and are here eating pie together in their new home

and at a date at the cafe, Thierry reveals it was Ilya's raw sex appeal that did it

I literally cannot keep them apart and they are begging me to get married. Your honor, they disgust me.

discord convo about tomodachi life: me: oh my god ilya it's been two days why do you want to propose to thierry already friend: LMAO Bro like Im an F1 driver????? You should know i like going fast????? me: LMAO TRUE

I made him wait anyway. how do I break them up. how do I make them hate each other for a while

image series from the original Tomodachi Life. Pryce attempts to ask Mira on a date and he gets shown up...TWICE. It absolutely destroys him. He was wrecked for DAYS.

In the new Tomodachi Life, he manages to get the date. Every single line he dreams up, Mira rejects him bluntly anyway. It's never gonna happen, pal.

as it always was, as it always will be

tomodachi life: Ilya is pissed. He's standing outside his house. "Sorry, I'm a little upset with Martin. Why did he have to say that..."

Ilya dramatically flops on the ground.

He just lays there. He's dead, Jim!!

ok ilya

I keep refilling my rival's salt shaker before it runs out just to fuck with him

had a sudden thought that if I get the lewis fanart printed, I can do the stars in actual iridescent foil

also pryce and mira immediately went on the worst date possible; the computer continues to know exactly what's going on with those two.

gabriel and akwasi went to the cafe and called each other cute and then decided to move in together???? this was not in my playbook but please, tell me more

placing Me I'm Not next to Closer in the Noize remix album was diabolical of Trent for me specifically, but I am going to give myself exposure therapy

thierry and ilya somehow started dating immediately in tomodachi, and I have to break them up

got my tomodachis, played for all of 2 minutes, and Thierry got mad and started hating Ilya suddenly. IT KNOWS.

proof that internet numbers are bullshit, that lewis fanart got:
tumblr: 161 reblogs, 487 likes
bsky: 5 reblogs, 28 likes
insta: 8 likes

like lmao, instagram, what a fucking joke of a platform. it even tells me outright it didn't show it to anybody on purpose. don't value internet numbers.

thinking about the times I accidentally made art that saw people when I didn't even plan it. she stopped and pointed at my poster, "nobody ever does anything for Hungary". he picked up a Cid business card and said, "his hair is just like mine...". happenstance, and yet. I guess that's art.

oscar knocking some rose water back on the podium. I am looking.

neckfuckery alert: yes, still the best neck on the grid

going to psych people out at cons by having one real man peppered amongst all my original arts to throw them off and make them wonder if they just forgot thierry & ilya exist

finishing an artwork coinciding with portfolio day....I am suffering having to wait one more day to post

become hideki kamiya

I gotta say, everyone has to use their block capabilities more. You sense a single bad vibe, send them to the shadow realm. I passed 6666 people blocked on twitter and you need to get on my level to feel peace on the internet

like yes, there's a reason I suddenly dropped almost all the BDSM stuff in favor of what is arguably the most vanilla stuff on earth. there's a reason New Trick Dingo exists. that reason has now been excised from my life. I should be able to relax...but the fluff's pretty nice now that I'm in it

wondering if I should get back to drawing some freaky stuff for Ciarán now so I can weed my audience out now rather than later. I've been saying I keep meaning to get back to him for years and YET I just can't get over that last bit of motivation to create it before more T&I stuff

big dick energy leads to big dick injury, etc

someone would manage to come out of that party realizing what ilya's packing and think, "how could this bastard literally be born with everything", and ilya would have no idea why he has a new enemy the next day

it suddenly occurred to me that in the "two people, one set of clothes" theme party fit, it would be thierry in the pants and ilya in the shirt

sigh ok maybe I'll put some clothes on the lewdfaf sketch I'm cooking. clothes....

fortune cookie slip that reads: Your love for sports will open doors to new friendships and connections.

accurate

I have far more experience with needles now, so I laugh at whatever I'd dreamed up for Pryce's injectors more than a decade ago. Idk about retconning it, but it certainly was a choice

getting admin stuff done these days feels like turning my unrelenting laser gaze upon some unsure adventurer and obliterating them off the surface of the earth

yeah sure I'm learning about plaster repair and signing 50 million documents but it is already april