I'm nostalgic for a time when presidents were decent human beings, were kind to children and didn't abuse them

Probably just had bad allergies. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Anyone watching that speech has no idea whether Trump is escalating or deescalating the war with Iran. But to be fair, neither does he so🤷‍♂️.

So much winning…

Just when you think he can’t get any more loathsome…

Somewhere on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, Cricket, the puppy Kristi Noem murdered, is smiling and wagging her tail.

State of the Union drinking game: one shot per lie tonight. How long will it take to get hammered?

He was arrested for having embarrassed the monarchy. Everything else is subterfuge.

In England, you get arrested for having sex with children. In America, you get elected.

Right now. This moment. Either you’re American or you’re a Nazi. Enough is enough.

The next time a Republican complains about libs giving kids participation trophies…

So what happens when China kidnaps the leader of Taiwan in the dead of night, or Russia grabs Poland’s president?

My dogs will not be performing at the Kennedy Center.

Lolly at 12 weeks. #Australianshepherds

How to properly recycle an Amazon box.

My very unscientific observation: Democratic women are far more fun-loving and attractive than their sisters on the right.

Like so many others here, I wish him gone. But short of that, for one day, just one, I wish he would shut the hell up.

It’s probably just a coincidence that Trump is decorating the Oval Office just like a parlor at Jeffrey Epstein’s house.

“They have better quality cabinets at IKEA.”
—Jimmy Kimmel

Donald, on his way—again—to the golf course to bring down prices at the grocery store for us. What a selfless hero.

Cc @jaketapper.bsky.social

South Park speaks truth:

Hegseth is a douche

Cheers to Thanksgiving! May your calories be plentiful and your family drama minimal.

Senator Mark E. Kelly, Patriot of Patriots The contrast between him and Pete Hegseth or Trump couldn’t be larger

Senator Mark E. Kelly, Patriot of Patriots
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Trump’s claims that this year’s Thanksgiving is less expensive thanks to him are COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Have you been to the grocery store and seen the prices???

graphic showing the prices of various food products rising significantly since one year ago

“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"

Only when his bamboozled Kool-Aid drinkers realize that the price of even Kool-Aid has gone up on his watch, along with everything else, will the tide finally turn against Orange Julius Caesar.

Little Marco always looks like he knows he sold his soul to the devil.