I see a lot of black car + u of l plate combo too!

Oh! Which one is that?

For those who live in
lesser commonwealths, this is a Friends of Coal license plate. To maintain my sanity, I tell myself people think a black plate looks cool on a black car and surely they do not care about coal very much.

Okay I have a new enemy

That’s so shitty. Also TIL Dr. oz and I agree about something.

Man, this is bleak.

“I heard you’re an ice fan,” says @athousandpicnics.net.

WHAT??? No?? What about the way I live my life would give you this impression?

He then produces a brand-new shave ice machine he has for professional reasons.

I hate it here.

Can you give me a couple examples of provider fraud? All the ideas I can think of are so baroque.

I never thought I would be excited to open my utility company’s newsletter but then came EweTube. lge-ku.com/sheep?utm_so...

No it’s to do with historic prohibition laws; some counties have moved aspects of them around do for variety of reasons. Beer can be sold in almost all KY grocery stores, wine, spirits, & mixers above a certain ABV have to have a place with a separate door but can be on site w one license do both.

I can explain this but it’s very very boring. Idk what county you’re in but some of this is county by county in Kentucky.

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
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Well, I guess I should be glad that’s factual information?

Is it weird that for me it’s probably Indiana jones? I watched it for the first time maybe 5 years ago and because all of it is now a whole trope, I knew what would happen at every turn

This is how I learned what Jim looks like.

How a Kentucky county uses flowers to fight stigma around mental health • Kentucky Lantern The nonprofit promotes mental health through Hope Gardens, which encourage communities to come together and plant and care for a garden of yellow tulips.

How a blooming good idea brought international recognition to a Kentucky social worker.
@sarahelizabethladd.bsky.social
kentuckylantern.com/2026/04/20/h...

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Tried something new and idk how successful it was. Anyway, here’s wonderwall

Hello from Turoni’s, my favorite place in Evansville and the location of the world’s best life.

Our best option is…to leave. My poor dog hides under a sofa, emerging only to pee herself in terror.

Oh, Montana? Today? Sure! Welcome to South Bend, Indiana.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

I almost just got hit by a truck the size of my first apartment on a lift kit I’ve never seen before with a huge exhaust pipe spewing black smoke and a friends of coal license plate that read MRDR MAX, so there’s my enemy established

What if we didn't have to bare our souls to get you to listen.

What if survivors didn't have to peel back their own scars to show you the wounds.

What if men knew women to be as human as they are and did not perpetuate or ignore our dehumanization.

What if this didn't have to happen.

People sort of have this avatar of you in their heads and it’s not based on real life and you’re not responsible for it but it feels so weird when you are confronted with it.

Congrats on your consistent use of sunscreen!!

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

A large bag of pita chips is going for $7.25, which is also the national minimum wage.

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

Okay so we’re agreed you and Evan can go to the good doctor’s house to do this sometime when I’m out of cell range for the week