Well fuck

I am so disappointed with the potting mix for my orchids.
I can't even..

If I don't get my orchid soil mix soon to repot my Oncidium, I will go insane and I will take you with me!!!

I mean.. really though.. HOW many house plants is too many?

Like.. just because the most things I own are plants doesn't mean it's TOO many plants..

Ugh, come on.. just been EVERY square foot of my dwelling has a plant growing in the space including the ceiling doesn't mean I have too many..

Insomnia episode the night before I have to be up early. Sooooo fun.

Let me date your dad.

Can't sleep.
I require burly men to cuddle me to sleep.
Will pay handsomely with praise and back scratches.

I'm too fatigued to have this much anxiety.

I want to at least meet a ferret in my lifetime.
Please?

Black Great Dane mix dog looking down at photographers perspective. Slightly out of focus background. Ceiling with glow in the dark circles.

💚✨

Oh how bittersweet life can be.

Hey Mr. Sandman
Fuck you.
It's 3:30am
WHEN can I go to bed?

Life feels like it's choking me and not in the way I like.

Be back soon ✨💚 please thank you

She seems like the type of person to try to push for red40 to be classified as a vegetable.

At this point I'm assuming that everyone in the United States is on drugs until they prove otherwise.

Mornin'
Rise and shine!

I need a hug.
Like, REALLY bad.

I need in person community.
REALLY fucking bad.

I genuinely wish I knew the right people to reach out to because I'm exhausted screaming into the void.

I need a hug.

Why why WHYYYY is it when I get dressed to go out THAT'S when my dog decides it's time to while his face and body on me!!! I could wear the SAME thing I'm wearing without the intention of leaving and he'd keep his distance. BUT IF I'M GOING TO LEAVE I'm his personal hanky!! Blarg!!!

Accidental selfie. Disheveled out of focus individual in forefront. Background in focus and full of plants.

Update selfie.

No seriously
Please vote
Especially now of all times*

*This message brought to you by: someone who doesn't want their rights as a human being taken away.

Holy fuuuuuck why did I do that!?
Too much physical labour today.
I'm in toooo much pain.
So fun.
🫠

Umm,
Vote.
Yeah..

Sring-a-linnn.
"It's Plantodathon!"

Plaunts.
Sprang S'pagunn.

Just caught a flock of migratory birds headed north.

So it begins...

Roses are a lovely red.
Violets are a beautiful hue.
I over ate.
But I'm still hungry.
Okay brain, thanks, fuck you.

I pray.
E v e r y. D a y.
That I am granted a chance to save a baby opossum.