GOTTA stop falling asleep with the dog in the bed instead of getting him in his crate as usual - he's so warm and cozy to fall asleep next to, but it means I inevitably wake up 2-3hrs later wide awake and unable to get back to sleep even after he's long in his crate and snoozing away himself >:(
I'm admittedly super not thrilled about the rising popularity of Corsos as family pets as they are absolutely not for most, but at the same time...man, Gustav is such concrete proof that you can't paint a whole breed with the same brush. He'll be reincarnated 90000x before he's aloof with strangers.
It's still so funny to me that Jeon Jungkook chose as his pet, out of all the dog breeds out there!, a Doberman. That's just him again but a dog.
Looks tough but is mostly just a goofball baby ✅
Could still 100% take you out if you're mean ✅
Smart, hardworking, and eager to please??? ✅✅✅
When you take off the toilet's tank lid to fix something, you're putting your hand up its butt.
tumblr post: Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent. reblog: “Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”
yoongi x namjoon
Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.
“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”
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jungkook’s into the sun verse is becoming one of my fav things, the adlibssss and runssss he’s adding my god
Atsuko Okatsuka on Hank Green's show is one of my favorite guests he's had so far and they're both so wise while being so funny and it's sorcery.
He just decants himself at random like this when he's sleepy, furthering my secretly-a-cat theory.
A large golden brown mastiff dog lies half on half off a two-seater loveseat. His head is drooped down between his two front legs which are braved against the floor while his butt and back legs are still on the couch. He's fully asleep.
This weirdo still sleeps like this and it's still so funny to me.
Good morning (derogatory)
nooooo @ everything but the bubble tea, a++ counter-move. pls accept some snormes and dreamtwitchies in these trying tiems
you have my axe etc etc 💯💯💯
Again, if a customer wants to ensure that their mailpiece receives a postmark, and that the date on the postmark aligns with the date of mailing, the customer may take the mailpiece to a Postal Service retail location and request a manual (local) postmark at the retail counter when tendering their mailpiece. The manual postmark will be applied free of charge.
For anyone mailing their #taxes today - take them to the post office, hand them to an employee, and ask for a manual postmark. Otherwise the USPS can't guarantee they'll be postmarked today.
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When listing Target Corp‘s many failures over the last 2 years, please don’t forget that here in Minnesota, home to their effin’ HQ, they allowed 🧊 to hunt their own employees in their stores and stage their terror attacks on the surrounding neighborhoods from Target parking lots.😡
I got anxiety just reading this what the entire fuck groupmates
I was FINE* until the goddamn WINK ffdxfxcxzcccvbn
*not fine, but WHATEVER
What a mighty hunter!!! 😍😍😍
I started doing a few basic stretches each morning because the dog was showing me up with his whole routine of big stretches, and now I feel less like a skeleton made of jumbled together twigs. Absolute bullshit.
Fuck Target regardless but holy shit extra fuck target this is --- idefk what words to use for this shit jfc
Idk I think your only option here is letting the washer claim the sheets as tribute and revert to its original feral state.
Pusheen stands on a cartoon stool holding a long stick, over a realistic woodchipper with a socked lower leg sticking out of the mouth. Text reads "in this man goes".
! lil box fren!!
I JUST logged into work you can't do this to me right now ohmYgiodd
I'm just! So tired of there always being SOMETHING more to pay. what if i just go live in a hole.
Do they live inside the shelves of the grocery store bc
sure do love owing both work and the IRS hundreds of dollars because I took less than a year off work to try not to die 👍👍👍👍 thanks world what a pal
The toilet bowl, though, that's the toilet's mouth.
Happy Saturday. :/
God, this is a brutal choice. Back then? Dookie or The Blue Album (both extremely contraband listening in our tightly-censored community, hah). After leaving that, had to catch up, loved The Black Album (Metallica), Garbage, Flood (TMBG), RAtM/Battle of LA, Painkiller, Smash/Americana (Offspring)...
