why is it that the moment i clean up one fallen tree limb ANOTHER ONE FALLS IN A DIFFERENT FUCKING PLACE

me today seeing a spider descending from the ceiling: oh hi buddy let's get you outside :)

grab the web open the window n put him outside

bugs are easy bro idk what your deal is

my dad told me yesterday about how my sibling was terrified of a big fuckin spider in the garage and my ass was like 🕷️🔍👀
we should've known.

a medieval drawing of two knights embracing

close friends, france, 15th century

gardening is 10000x easier when you're not scared of bugs

the power of the library is massive (I can read the korra comics)

political and media establishment for the last 40 years: we need to teach children the liberal values of acceptance, tolerance, and standing up to bullies.
everyone raised in the last 40 years: we shouldn't genocide
the exact same political and media establishment: WOKE HAS GONE TOO FAR

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

forgot to refill my pill organizer so we back to our roots (energy drink on an empty stomach)

"oh just don't listen to it" alas, I have homework (I'm part of a music book club and this album is this week)

no one talks about how hard it is to listen to music that you associate with a shitty person :')

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

It's been a few years, but I still think about Ferguson a lot.

also fighting the masculine urge to mow.....
psycho circles vs leaving it alone for bugs that over-winter

also hope my neighbors dont call the township if I leave it 'til may

been thinkin about going home and cutting wood all damn day

also now feel inclined to watch more anime. where do I even begin.
don't tell me to read manga I'd rather eat my shoes and they're steel toes.

love going to an anime con and not fucking going there like. yeah that's an anime man. hark! an anime WOMAN.... what's next?

I will forever die on the hill that all F2P has really accomplished is make already gigantic publishers the most money they've ever seen while putting pressure and completely unrealistic expectations on much smaller teams, especially those who make *actually* free projects like mod and fangame devs

Cosplay of myself dressed as gray Gandalf (with a beard) standing in the woods. The top of my gown is set to show off my assets while one hand fingers the brim of my hat and the other holds my staff.

A selfie that is very focused on my chest for this silly goofy April Fool’s day cosplay. My beard looks so soft!

“I am looking for someone to share in an adventure!”

Gandalf, big naturals… what more could you want?

pecorino has been out and about bc he's hungry and he's off his food schedule cos he shed
how long has it been? nine days. how often does he eat? every seven days.
clearly he's withering. man's going from fettuccine to angel hair.

If you turn into Magnemite you can't talk to Lugia but you can harass them

Speaking as someone who is *definitely* going to hell,
"The lord only speaks through big naturals" is an objectively hilarious statement.

*taps the sign* Let people dislike you. You don’t want to be friends with people who don’t like you. People block for completely random reasons. Authenticity threatens certain individuals & insecure people need a common enemy to talk smack about - genuinely, who cares what they think.

A group of 35-40ish people holding signs and flags in a plowed out area on the shoulder of a highway, mountains behind them

The sun is strong enough to melt ice. No, literally, check out that little melty bit in the road. Felt like sunbathing after the last 4 months. But figuratively too.

#nokings, Healy, Alaska

I never think I'm better than anyone trying to break into the MtG creator and maker space - I love seeing new people come up with new and cool ways to interact with our game.

Except this fuckin guy. I'm way better than this fuckin guy. And so are you if you've never tried to do anything, even once.

Monarch butterfly population increases 64% Two new reports estimate a 64% increase in species population and a significant decrease in forest degradation in the butterfly's winter home

Fantastic news! 🦋🦋 Link to full report in 🧵 www.worldwildlife.org/news/stories...

A new visitor to the yard this afternoon. A beautiful Kestrel, the smallest falcon in North America!!

stop offering me vegan leather I just want a strap for my ukulele