Curt I hate to inform you that it was far too generous.

A week? Feeling generous on this Friday, I see.

Are you looking for feedback?

I am so glad I have other hobbies that dominate my wallet 😂😂😭😢😭😭

Please remove this from my feed I don't like how it looks

Trichael Macey types too

Or was it

Probably for the best

Is it the run around guy or someone I don't know

He seems to have forgotten that the restaurant is called California pizza kitchen and not Maryland pizza kitchen

Reading The Will of the Many. Enjoying it. Gripping.

Playing goldeneye while watching goldeneye

YouTube having major problems with searching and recommendations rn

Kind of funny the first time I saw it was just above this post on my tl

My cat who loves to get into shit wouldn't care at all about that tower anyway

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

I was taught in grade school that anytime you could use an emdash or a semicolon, you could almost always just start a new sentence instead.

overheard a guy at Whole Foods tell the cashier the Melania movie made him straight again and now his husband is voting Trump out of respect for the journey​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

just walked past a Panera and overheard three divorced dads agree that watching the Melania doc cured their erectile dysfunction and now they’re voting straight ticket Republican to thank her​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

just overheard a bachelorette party at Equinox talking about how the Melania movie made them realize Trump has been carrying around a photo of JD Vance’s dead meemaw in his wallet this whole time and now they’re crying because “he’s just like us, he grieves too​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​"

He did attempt to unionize wrestlers but hulk hogan snitched

Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good

Pap smear

Churchill downs

Yeah

Ron Paul

Winston Churchill downs

You know what you should do? Get you one of those R36S retro handheld things. They're fun and cheap and relaxing. Just do it.

Thank you. This means a lot. I took time away this evening and just hung out with my cat and wife. It was not bad.