These scams are getting way out of control. But then again it feels like the whole of America has become one big scam.

I have a lawyer joke, but the punchline depends on how you tell it.

This Tuesday feels like a Monday.

Now he’ll say he has one even though he didn’t earn it.

What a way to kiss ass.

Daughter: I got a Barbie for Christmas! I want 100 Barbies!!
Me: not in Trump’s America. You get maybe two.

My mom: now that the second baby is here, could you imagine your life any other way?
Me: tbh, parenting sucks. But I absolutely undoubtedly love my children.

Is it just me or is everyone else getting a lot more phishing text messages lately?

Kid gets it.

“Merit based” hire I’m sure.

Good to see people are brushing up from 2017 that Puerto Ricans are Americans.

While I don’t agree with the photo, the commenter has a point. The right hasn’t drastically changed views over the years. The racism and bigotry has just gotten louder and more mainstream. Pro ject 2025 isn’t new- it’s been in the works for decades.

Claiming to be a more extreme right isn’t the flex she thinks it is.

This is what adult money should be used for.

thank god we’re all against political
violence

I was wondering what “what about”ism they were going to go with this time.

Courtroom bubble attack wins every time.

Just had a baby on Monday and still in the hospital. But yeah sure, totally cool and normal getting emails from clients and OC.
“Baby here yet? But really, can you answer my question and email me back?“

Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.

How long until owning an unapproved book is illegal?

The rite of passage filled with embarrassment and crying from either parent, daughter, or both.

Yeah sure that lovely experience would be ruined by a man in women’s clothing. 🙄

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FedEx making a killing off the White House’s charts full of new numbers.

“Start by working out how much income you’ll need for a comfortable life.”
Then throw it away because some nut job thinks tariffs will solve inflation and avoid recessions. Simple.

#Texas

“Real Texans do not run from a fight.”
Except Ted Cruz.

Call the proctor over but if you stop to render aid you open yourself to liability.

And here I was thinking the way to solve hunger was food.

Yes, it’s because he wasn’t *frisked* that this guy was able to disguise the large firearm he made no actual attempt to conceal

I agree. I’m always up for a good themed party.

I think I’m at that stage where I want the words on my computer screen bigger not because I can’t see them well, I’m just too lazy to try harder to read small print.