The Brothels are working on our next record, and we got a couple of tours coming up. Looking forward to hanging out with the legendary Sloppy Seconds! Gonna keep the full US summer tour a secret for now because I love how infuriating a mystery can be. See ya out there somewhere! #forethan

The Brothels in Philly 2024

The Brothels in San Diego

The only reason I'm likely to watch the Superb Owl halftime show is to enjoy Kendrick Lamar wiping the floor with that other owl.

U don't have to ask hoooo🦉 iykyk

The Brothels At Checkpoint Charlie’s in New Orleans with MDC and Pallbearers.

We can TMZ these fools into the funniest poo-throwing battle between rich folks the world has ever seen… you damned well their egos simply will not allow them to get along for an extended period of time. Just start saying, “ President Musk” all over X while tagging potus and see what happens…

Sadly, it’s just getting started. We’re going to have to protect the marginalized. The trouble is, most people will only use their keyboard…

In da cold like

Glad you’re here.

I didn’t read the terms and conditions fully, but I’m pretty sure I saw a zero tolerance policy for shitbags fresh out of the douchery. So you may actually find what you’re looking for here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sup fam?

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Next up for The Brothels, we start a lil run with MDC with the first show happening at the New Year’s party at Kickbutt Coffee in Austin. See you there!