AWAY I SAID

Hey dude, no put your dick away, I need to talk at length about how the original message of Jurassic park being capitalism is never going to master the natural world was crucified by the modern movies and how hammond was bastardised into kind billionaire grandpa also fuck Henry wu

MY FRIEND !!!!!

BASICALLY

I knew I was too good as a cunty receptionist the woman we have is emigrating I’ve been offered her job

Bro the book just started how are we on 8 infant corpses impaled on a tree.

THESE BITCHES ARE DEATH TRAPS and also I’m a size 12 so that’s like a kilo per foot

Work shoes be damned i just rotate between various docs and have the bags to match it’s the rest of the fit

I need to level up my job clothes game considering I fucking live here now and be a corp goth baddie

I saw three sets of eye shine off a fox family one time and it took everything in me not to just crash it

It may be an electric automatic shitbox but it can accelerate to 60 in like a second or three if I boot to the ground

It’s a single track too so if something does jump out I’m just gonna have to hit it as hard as I can.

The perimeter track has a large fence on one side and wild trees on the other and it’s not very scary but your brain does scream about the not zero chance of something coming out of the trees. The dude who got fired refused to do it at night cause he’s a chickenshit but I do lock the van door.

I knew blood meridian was going to be rough but my good god it’s only been 20 pages

Well at least they admit what it is.

Not the schedule getting so bad that the regional manager started a WhatsApp group to “start creating a better relationship with everyone”

My actually decent struggle meal is two cup of soups of your choice in a bowl with a microwave rice. Tonight it’s mushroom so I’ve essentially made scumbag risotto.

Been walking around verbal stimming this entire monologue to myself. I dye hair I baby my bang I pluck eyebrow I do nail I buy brand new car I don’t shave puss….i don’t shave puss but I buy brand new car!

The 2020s really killed 420 I haven’t seen SHIT from the stoner community

I don’t shave puss….i don’t shave puss.

If you defeated me in battle I’d drop these as loot

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I mean this with zero hint of edgelord I never fully trust christians it’s only a matter of time with them

Gimli saying "I never thought I'd fight side by side with a Pope" Pope Leo answers "you degenerate polyamorous gender ideologue will burn in hell" Gimli answering "what the fuck!?"

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Gnight fags, faguettes and fag enablers xx

Retaining nothing right now tho my god

This job has committed two unforgivable crimes. It’s fucked up how much sleep I get and it’s fucked up how many orgasms I have. I’m gonna have to start wearing a plug to work or something I neither want nor had planned to be a semen retention dipshit.

Feeling very normal about John Goodman in the 80s and 90s and yknow what I still would jump that septuagenarians bones

I’m about to accuse her of greasing the floors cause she stopped wearing her back brace for her SPINE FRACTURE

Grandparents wait for things to get too peaceful then slip and fall. At this stage she’s doing it for attention 😒