... man gave her the ick...
Also been doing the HW Doc Shah assigned. Suuuuuper helpful! I now need to make my own text of cool shit I've learned. 😁
How did I get so lucky to have an incredible group of folks around me?
Oddly, this was the thought that got me through it.
I'm a 3rd wave & my goal is aligned to harm reduction to Black and Brown Ladies. Being an Accomplis is way more helpful frame of reference in today's world, especially when I needed to educate real quick on why bad faith argument w/ Sis Bats...
GM Bsky.
Had to take a breather. Still trying to be super intentional about SM Time.
Still reflecting on the situation from TB and general social dynamics of the situation/how to ally when 2 opposing parties are Other.
All I could hear was Mr. CooksFood thoughts on accomplis-ship in my mind.
See, this is exactly why I love getting to hang with these kids. They're smart, kind, hilarious, innovative. Any NB in the fam is straight up a gift. Tweenie goes GNC, and I made CERTAIN they joined the GSA AND civil rights club in MS. 💕
Ridiculous Stripey cat laying belly up being stupid cute
Updates from this week:
The thingamie resolved with minimal harm to the fam, Tweenie Bat is in a WAY more educated position to be an effective ally.
Apparently I needed to ban discussions of existentialism after 8:30 pm.
I am now counting my "nos" as trophies.
Stripeybutt is still weird.
Maaaaaan...
Why are dogs?
Same!
And I got super excited- one of the cool parents one of my cool kids is running in the state for my LD! 🥰
I get it.
Little boogers worm their way into our hearts...
🤣😅
Even my 6th graders from hell on roller skates made me kinda love them...
Oof.
Sending love and fortitude. 😬 you're stronger than I, I would have run out like my hair was on fire! 😅
😆😂
Stars, that man is a freaking menace!
Oh!
Hay!
Some of those look familiar! 🤣
Maaaaaan...
At what point will it be okay to hit LL with a brick? Can we just... fast forward to that day???? 🤨
Balls
Don't count *out*
Don't count or Maine yet.
I'm seeing some Mills signs that give me hope. 🤞
And we KNOW her record, it's consistent AF. 🥰
Me, when the day finally comes
Appropriating for ***gesticulates wildly***
(4/4) And always remember: you're due grace. Kindness. Love. Respect.
Words matter, and so do the fights you choose to fight.
May the stars shine on you all.
(3/4)Stripey Von Stinkbutt is still adorable. Destroyed my closet lights, but... she's cute. 😅
Sis Bat also got enchilada-ing and SoAzn cuisine. FUCK I need takis and watermelon sooooo bad RN.
Still hustling, still purging, still screaming at the world. Sending love I'll check in when I can.
Accidental-purpose told the crazy parent it's time to fuck off. 🤣
B/c of all the Allies out there, the ones who stand TF up, its Black WOMEN. EVERY single fucking thing that makes my family, from repro rights that allowed me to have a kid, to trans/gay rights for TB: Black Women made this happen.
Hey, nerds! (1/4)
Been goofing off! Someone mentioned the dance Playlist for my Vibratormadoober, but I'm NOT mad. 😂
Tweenie Bat got a crash course in Allyship from my Bestie. Bestie is now Sis Bat. Sis Bat tames my picky eater TB with... soul food. 😂 particularly GOOD southern style wings.
Sis came at me like "we needa chat about NCLB" 😂😂😂
Lissen...
I've got 2 hours for the teacher primer of this shit on THE PARENTS.
Fren, speak up to Admin. They already know. Make certain you advocate for YOU (and the teacher and the quiet, calm kids in the room)
Omg.
Ive had days like that.
Don't accept that classroom again for the rest of the year. The Admin can do it. 🫂🫂🫂
Also? I ABSOLUTELY carry jolly ranchers and resin ducks for MS and some high school, in addition to Googly eyes. They make for GREAT PBIS incentives. 💕
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Human, ima warn you, that apple don't fall far from THAT tree. 🤣🤣
It'll be a verbal one and your response is gonna match mine:
"Well, DAMN, kid. You're not wrong!" 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂😂😂
This is why I saved Ms. Ajas Combover Caligula stickers.
We knew.
Godzilla all the way. 🤣
I didnt even NOTICE your text. 😂😂
We are UNHINGED, feral and generally fucking hilarious.
Gramma Bat is set to come in for a wedding around 6/28????
Wanna shoot for a New England Style 4th? They're kinda nuts up here! 😂
Maybe we can get Diana up in this bitch, too. I know shes around here.
Hell, maybe JJ will pop over?
Okay, bitches, badasses and blowhards:
I'm at 34" waist measurements, and 5'9. I'm a stocky bitch.
Day 1: 5 minutes busting a groove while on the V board. My thighs FEEL this shit. 😂
Part of me is like, let's just call her Sheila. This bitch gives ANYONE a ride and a workout.
My mom was like, so I got you a ride.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Checking in!
Jury is still out, but I'm being TRULY obnoxious with the Tweenie Bat in calling it Vibrator Time! 😂
I'm putting in my earbuds and busting a groove to Chvrches. 🤣