The Doctor was just trying to steal the Ambassador's Ferrero Rocher.

It's spacewokeness gone mad!

Not forgetting when as soon as you wake up you're counting the minutes until you can go back to bed 😂

It's #almost worth the cracking joints and the grunts & groans when me 19yr old son looks at me like it'll never, ever happen to him. Ever. 😂

Yeah, I'm all good thanks, just feeling my age 😂

Yeah, quiet Xmas, hammered NYE 😁 It's been a while since we chatted. If you remember the pain in the 🍑 ex gf I had, she died at the end of 2024.

@steeldalek1.bsky.social Hey SD, hope you're well and had a good Xmas and new year.

She may have a point. Take adverts for chocolate for instance, it's all brown and dark chocolate these days. The Milky Bar Kid is never on anymore either.

Spider-manhood

It looks like Twitter is in the process of having a red cross painted on it.

Seems to be a lot of angry Conservative and Reform supporters on the Musky platform today. I predict there will be the smell of burnt gammon across the country after the next general election.

Who's Donald Trump's favourite actor?

Yuge Ackman

How about a spooky setting in a hotel during winter, The Nanaing? YELLOWRUM

You should check on the traffic wardens in your sector 😂

I was just pleased to see a few of the ED-209's from Robocop still being able to find acting work.

As a cancer survivor myself, the 8am nonsense does annoy me, probably more than it should. When I was diagnosed it took about 6 weeks to start treatment from seeing my GP at the start. Then the tories came along...

Sorry to hear that. I was going to ask if he'd sought legal advice, but that's probably the last thing on his mind.

Tongue removal? Poor guy.

Sorry you had to go through that 😂

If it's number 5, you have my sympathy. There are organisations that can help you with the trauma 😁

I'm already a winner with my profile pic 😁

"Pull my finger"

It's more entertaining at the mo watching Tesla, SpaceX & X share prices plummet.

Will do 👍

@emiliex2025.bsky.social I'm your 1st follower here. Not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed 🤔🤣😝

Increasing your Water Bills 44% ABOVE inflation in the next 5 years isn't enough for the Water Companies, they have appealed to Ofwat to let them increase them up to 83% ABOVE inflation.

Like if they can get stuffed.
RT if we should nationalise the lot.

Ofgem’s epic cock-up hands the energy fat cats £3.9bn to swim in Scrooge McDuck style, while grandma’s left shivering and wondering if Mr Fluffy’s ‘poultry feast in jelly’ will be more edible with a spoonful of Bisto added to it.

Cheers, regulators, you utter dicks.

It would get more if it were a cactus.