Shout out the the Lego Store employee who patiently counted my kid’s $20 worth of quarters today

Be in awe of my of my original 1999 Star Wars Episode One blanket #starwars

My painting LOST COAST

HOT MIC On TRAIN!!!!!

Going to get some juicy METRA commute gossip over the PA system from some unsuspecting conductors. Like which car has the ugliest passengers, the real reason we are delayed, and so forth.

Scientists, stop bringing back extinct animals. They are going to be super hot and uncomfortable with climate change unless you give them shorts or a hat to cool down or something. I’m not familiar how dna works

Me: let’s take a look at my 401k
401k: * The Price is Right Losing Horn*

6. Found our embassy, a McDonalds, to use the free wifi to find our hotel. In the process found out a phone setting hadn’t been selected for international roaming. Now we can use internet and call

More fun to come 🙃

3. Asked gas station attendant if they had road maps, confused look and a no.
4. Two hour plus drive to Niagara Falls just following road signs like it was 1995
5. Emergency potty break meant our son had to go behind a school we randomly found off a highway. He is now wanted by Interpol
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Day 1 of Spring Breaking in Canada has been wild, a recap:

1. We upgraded our phone plan for international travel. 20 mins driving in Canada none of our phones worked
2. Low on gas made it to a gas station, credit card declined. Confused by metric system (what the hell is a liter?)
1/3

Planning to spend my tax refund while in Canada

Brought my insurance to the hospital

My question is to other parents. How are you dealing with this or potential situation? I’d really would like to know.
Please spare me from political rants. I don’t have the energy to deal with it.

Second was a social media threat. Both the school and police deemed these scares as “not active”, with vague reassurances. Possibly still investigating. No news coverage or even a social media searches. A feeling of hopelessness.

My son’s elementary school had two active shooter threats this and last week. He is safe, as parents of a 4 year old in pre-k, we are terrified.

First the school’s building was graffitied with obscenities and threats.

Visiting Niagara Falls and Toronto in a few weeks. Recommendations on fun stuff to do/visit. Please and thank you.

Quick doodle before bed

More details to come. That hand placement though? Not the headshot I sent with my submission

Opinion that I'll die on a hill for:

Major Charles Winchester was a much better character on M*A*SH than Major Burns. Winchester was better developed, more 3 dimensional, and evolved as time went by. Burns was always just a whiny immature sex-pest who never grew or changed.

I know our country is on fire. I know Trump is bad and is doing very bad things, and I often address those things with posts and reposts. But if I post a joke about my kid or my dog or a pleasant experience at a diner, don’t scold me for not exclusively talking politics 24/7. Please just ignore me.

My kid asked why Chester Cheeto doesn’t have a movie. So…Hollywood? Do i have script for you!

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

Gilmore Car Museum #cars #carmuseum #comedy #roadtrip

Redbox cabinet, still fully intact but unplugged

poor soldier don't know the war is over

Caution

Areosmith Video Game? Revolution X Gameplay YouTube video by Mike Hover

Full video here: youtu.be/19aJJxunXGM?...

I play Aerosmith’s Revolution X so you don’t have to #retrogaming #nintendo #Aerosmith #comedy

Back in my day we had to catch them all #pokemon

Yellowstone 2019 #lego #photography

I bet the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2 were like: oh brother, here we go again…