Kompromat is a helluva drug

MF had to get a doctor’s note to be a doctor.

He meant to say the “Straight Shot of Vermouth”

JD Vance understands hate. Like when you use a plastic sofa covering on the living room furniture.

He hates that.

Dems in disarray

Google Map? He probably calls it Netflick and Only Fan.

Inherits the Kristi Noem FookPlane™️, ditches the handlers, and heads straight to the microphone to release the Epstein Files!

This sounded better in the original Russian.

The minute she gets the FuckPlane™️, she goes off.

Paging Justin Trudeau...

History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.

Have we checked in on Justin Trudeau regarding this?

And Iran received a yellow card for time wasting.

And Iran received a yellow card for time wasting.

This was clearly written by ChatDJT

THAT'S GREAT BUT STILL GONNA NEED THOSE EPSTEIN FILES

RELEASE THE FOOKIN' EPSTEIN FILES YOU CRAZY BASTARD OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

For a crime family, they sure do clean up nice.

Russell Crowe is going to love playing this fool in his war crimes movie.

Eratosthenes is rolling in his grave.

"I feel for Pam Bondi. I worked with her. She cared. Then she changed"

"Like the legendary Icarus, Pam Bondi flew too close to an uncaring sun. It was quite the fall."

Attn: @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

These headlines about Pam Bondi are flagrantly plagerized, and I would seek council.

Preferably from a lawyer who didn't receive a $25K check from from a failed university. 🤣

Read: www.palmbeachpost.com/story/opinio...

You can't spell quagmire without mirage.

Did she write this with her...Goldfinger?

Putin America first. With a big slice of kompromat.

Kompromat is a helluva drug

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
come get yo boy

Kompromat us a helluva drug

Karen said what?

Is that ketchup?
Please tell me it's ketchup...

The chaos was the point