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The things I would let Julie Newmar dressed as Catwoman do to me. MEOW!
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4 days ago 3 0 0 0

"Parents" is if a vegetarian was forced to write a movie about meat eaters and they just ran with it. Eat meat = cannibal = 1950s Randy Quaid dad. Talk about having the neighbors over for dinner.
#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 7 0 1 0

Sorry for being slow #SvenPals but I will see you next week for more #Svengoolie fun. #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 4 0 0 0

Where is Parents 2? Where Michael continues his revenge against the nuclear family.
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4 days ago 6 2 0 0

So you can just order a butt online now? What a world we live in.
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4 days ago 5 0 0 0

What did he do wrong? #1 He threatened his wife's son. #2 He should have just accepted his son was a vegetarian. #3 He let him have a knife.
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4 days ago 5 0 0 0

I knew Michael was the real killer all along.
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4 days ago 3 0 0 0
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What a waste of a perfectly good freezer. Just throw the body in the window well. That's just lazy.
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4 days ago 5 0 2 0

He could have got a beef leg or a mutton leg or drumsticks and instead picked a gross human leg.
#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 6 0 0 0

That sounds like a great idea. A laundry bag that, when full, looks like a corpse.
#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 5 0 0 0

Shopping is getting harder and harder these days. You have to go to the Human Testing Division for a good cut of meat.
#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 5 0 0 0

That cannibal commercial was great and it's nice to see Gwengoolie in one of her "living" roles.
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4 days ago 15 0 1 0

I can't decide who is crazier: Dad, mom, Michael, Michael's girlfriend, the shrink? This movie is just like real life.
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4 days ago 9 1 0 0

I thought everyone liked matching curtains and drapes.
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4 days ago 6 0 1 0
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Mom is offended that he won't eat her cooking.
#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 9 0 1 0

That wasn't a real coroner. He wasn't eating food while touching the bodies. He needed a sandwich or a bag of chips at least.
#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 9 0 0 0

That bag is big enough to hide kids in for supper.
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4 days ago 3 0 0 0

Miss Dew like missed you, hilarious.
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4 days ago 3 0 0 0

At what age do you stop putting kids of opposing genders alone in a room together? Because they are already wrestling.
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4 days ago 2 0 1 0

Toxico, I wonder what they make there. Probably cookies and cakes.
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4 days ago 12 1 0 0

Stealing our rocks ...grumble, grumble
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4 days ago 3 0 0 0

People have too much water in their bodies to burn forever. You have to hook up a gas input eventually and it's just better to leave it as is.
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4 days ago 3 0 0 0

Crazy people and aliens? Is this one of those mixed genre films? At some point a monster shows up ?
#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 3 0 1 0

That kid is whacky.
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4 days ago 3 0 0 0
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Randy Quaid's character is obviously a murderous psycho. He golfs.
#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 5 1 0 0

His parents probably paid good money for that blood bed. And what does he do he dives onto it from across the room and wrecks it on his first night. Kids!
#Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

4 days ago 9 0 1 0

That kid is creeping me out. I hope his parents can give him the help he needs.
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4 days ago 3 0 0 0

#Svengoolie ends and Batman begins. See you next week for Parents with the gorgeous Gwengoolie, #SvenPals. #TheCar

1 week ago 7 0 0 0

Next time you see him tell him he still has to help me move. He claimed being "dead" got him out of it last time.
#Svengoolie #TheCar

1 week ago 3 0 0 0

So this whole movie was like 3 days?
#Svengoolie #TheCar

1 week ago 5 0 1 0