Posts by Pearjams
"Parents" is if a vegetarian was forced to write a movie about meat eaters and they just ran with it. Eat meat = cannibal = 1950s Randy Quaid dad. Talk about having the neighbors over for dinner.
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Sorry for being slow #SvenPals but I will see you next week for more #Svengoolie fun. #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents
Where is Parents 2? Where Michael continues his revenge against the nuclear family.
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So you can just order a butt online now? What a world we live in.
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What did he do wrong? #1 He threatened his wife's son. #2 He should have just accepted his son was a vegetarian. #3 He let him have a knife.
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I knew Michael was the real killer all along.
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What a waste of a perfectly good freezer. Just throw the body in the window well. That's just lazy.
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He could have got a beef leg or a mutton leg or drumsticks and instead picked a gross human leg.
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That sounds like a great idea. A laundry bag that, when full, looks like a corpse.
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Shopping is getting harder and harder these days. You have to go to the Human Testing Division for a good cut of meat.
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That cannibal commercial was great and it's nice to see Gwengoolie in one of her "living" roles.
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I can't decide who is crazier: Dad, mom, Michael, Michael's girlfriend, the shrink? This movie is just like real life.
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I thought everyone liked matching curtains and drapes.
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Mom is offended that he won't eat her cooking.
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That wasn't a real coroner. He wasn't eating food while touching the bodies. He needed a sandwich or a bag of chips at least.
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That bag is big enough to hide kids in for supper.
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Miss Dew like missed you, hilarious.
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At what age do you stop putting kids of opposing genders alone in a room together? Because they are already wrestling.
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Toxico, I wonder what they make there. Probably cookies and cakes.
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Stealing our rocks ...grumble, grumble
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People have too much water in their bodies to burn forever. You have to hook up a gas input eventually and it's just better to leave it as is.
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Crazy people and aliens? Is this one of those mixed genre films? At some point a monster shows up ?
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That kid is whacky.
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Randy Quaid's character is obviously a murderous psycho. He golfs.
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His parents probably paid good money for that blood bed. And what does he do he dives onto it from across the room and wrecks it on his first night. Kids!
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That kid is creeping me out. I hope his parents can give him the help he needs.
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#Svengoolie ends and Batman begins. See you next week for Parents with the gorgeous Gwengoolie, #SvenPals. #TheCar
Next time you see him tell him he still has to help me move. He claimed being "dead" got him out of it last time.
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So this whole movie was like 3 days?
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