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Posts by Paulley Ticks

At the :50 second mark you can hear an old hillbilly woman right next to me say "show him respect." At least I think that's what she said, she was sauced out of her gourde.

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So, about 8 years ago I had the distinct pleasure of flipping Trump off as he passed by in his motorcade on his way to his sh*thole hotel in Vegas - and I was surrounded by MAGAts as I did, and I loved every second of it!

#DonaldTrump

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Live shot of FBI Director Kash Patel working diligently on his $250M defamation suit against the Atlantic for claiming that he has a 'drinking problem'.

#KashPatel #Atlantic

2 hours ago 75 22 7 1
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Let's be honest, if Joe Rogan knew Donald Trump in the 90's, he would've been the greeter on Pedophile Island.

#DonaldTrump #JoeRogan

15 hours ago 122 30 9 5
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I wonder if Kash Patel is gonna sue me now too ;)

#KashPatel

22 hours ago 114 46 17 2
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Well, it is 5 o'clock somewhere.

#PeteHegseth #KashPatel

1 day ago 196 57 14 11
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BREAKING: President Trump buys Joe Rogan an ice cream cone, before taking him to a go-cart track.

#DonaldTrump #JoeRogan

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President Trump got along with Joe Rogan so well during his visit to the White House, that he let him try on his toupee.

#DonaldTrump #JoeRogan

1 day ago 122 46 10 2
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"... and Joe, since you're still here can you do me a BIG favor?"

#DonaldTrump #JoeRogan

1 day ago 147 47 17 1
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BREAKING: after signing an executive order for Joe Rogan, allowing psychedelic drug research, he then gave him a horsey-back ride around the oval office.

#DonaldTrump #JoeRogan

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And this is why you don't load everyone into the family truckster and head out west to see the Strait of Hormuz.

#StraitOfHormuz

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While Erika Kirk speaks at Turning Point USA, she has a very moving tribute film playing in the background showing her and her family with her late husband Charlie Kirk during much happier times.

(WAIT for it) #ErikaKirk

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If you've seen the Trump mic pic that's goin' around; I fixed it ;)

#DonaldTrump #JesseWatters

2 days ago 55 19 8 2
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"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready, to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting..." - CSAR 25:17

#PeteHegseth #Bible

3 days ago 79 24 8 2
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This is how Donald Trump was looking at Erika Kirk at the Turning Point USA event at Dream City Church in Phoenix, Arizona tonight.

#DonaldTrump #ErikaKirk

3 days ago 94 26 9 1
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BREAKING: Donald Trump celebrates the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz by riding in the first cargo ship to be let back through.

#DonaldTrump #StraitOfHormuz

3 days ago 104 30 10 3
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BREAKING: President Trump attempts to prove that he truly is the new Messiah by walking on the water of the famous Washington Monument reflective pool in Washington, DC.

#DonaldTrump

4 days ago 81 25 13 3
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BREAKING: Donald Trump brokers historic 10 day ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon.

#DonaldTrump #CeaseFire

5 days ago 80 26 5 3
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BREAKING: Marco Rubio has been relieved of his duties as Secretary of State and resigned to a more integral position in the Trump administration.

#MarcoRubio #DoorDash

5 days ago 97 26 8 2
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"Say some stupid shit again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say some stupid shit one more Goddamn time, you drunk ass, bitch!"

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It's come down to this: two men enter, one man leaves.

#DonaldTrump #PopeLeoXIII

5 days ago 152 71 29 22
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BREAKING: the final design for President Trump's planned 250 foot tall arch in Arlington, Virginia, has been given the green light..

#DonaldTrump

5 days ago 121 44 8 2
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BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump holds a press conference of her own to defend her husband against accusations that he compared himself to Jesus.

#MelaniaTrump #VirginMary

6 days ago 110 36 9 6
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BREAKING: President Trump holds a press conference to dispute the "fake media's" claim that he compared himself to Jesus Christ in a social media post.

#DonaldTrump

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BREAKING: President Trump doubles down on comparing himself to Jesus Christ in interview with Maria Bartiromo on Fox news.

#DonaldTrump

6 days ago 115 33 13 4
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"... and did you remember to bring ketchup?"

#DonaldTrump #DoorDash

6 days ago 54 23 7 4
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"... and there's 5 more bucks in it for ya, if you change me."

#DonaldTrump #DoorDash

1 week ago 159 63 11 5
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"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a bloody mind reader!" - Dr. "Bones" McCoy

#DonaldTrump

1 week ago 132 54 7 0
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"I can absolutely understand why President Trump would think that, that was a Doctor." - Dr. Oz

1 week ago 173 50 14 4
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Melania's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out the Secret Service took her vibrator.

#MelaniaTrump

1 week ago 72 13 12 2