Wild rice, glue, mug that reads “sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything “ with crop arting tools.
I’ve gone peak Minnesota. It’s warm out so I brought the crop art onto my balcony. 😂
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
One of my goals this year has been to branch out my storytelling at new events and not just Bird related stories. Tonight I told a story that involved a Glass Dildo and I did not think through the number of people who would come up to me and tell me how much they love me on Almanac.
I don’t know how this happened, but apparently I am a number one best seller in Field Guides on Amazon. 😂😂 watch out Sibley and Kaufman.
Photo of bear trees, full of nest while large birds fly in the sky on the Mississippi river.
Welcome Back the Herons is this Saturday at Marshall Terrace Park from 11am - 1 pm. I’ll be there with the NPS and some of my favorite birding buds showing you the birds through our scopes. Swing by before you hit your local #nokings rally at 2 pm
The Strait of Hormuz being Goatsed
Have we considered widening?
I’m about to talk birds on MPR
Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
Apparently the dildo strategy worked.
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
I had dinner with the ex-husband and he was wearing one of the new Disapproving Rabbits shirts.To my surprise I got a notification of $343 from Red Bubble deposited my account—just a little over a week from putting up the merch that I can send to The Bond Between.
www.redbubble.com/people/Birdc...
It says a lot that the folks who really love the old terribly designed colonialist Minnesota flag are out calling ICE unAmerican.
@birdchick.bsky.social Nadja….approves..? I can’t tell
I got Scalzied!
She liked the belly rubs that happened during it
Image of a bunch of text between two people. One person is trying to offer support from out of state. The other person sends a garbled message about a dog being adorable and being a good girl and needing time on the couch and a treat. The out-of-state person responds that it’s fucking adorable.
When your out of state friend checks on you and voice to text ignores your heartfelt gratitude and instead focuses on a conversation you are having with your dog when she’s dancing at you.
Maybe I should drag that design out too. I just found it in the archive.
That’s the approval I need.
That’s the approval I need.
There's a black and white version too for the Old School Disapproving Rabbits peeps! www.redbubble.com/i/photograph...
So I’ve taken Disapproving Rabbits out of retirement as part of the resistance. Proceeds will go to The Bond Between who are taking in pets after people are disappeared by ICE. www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Di...
This is just inside the door of my locked office building. Because pepper spray is being deployed without care for what’s nearby and mostly because an ice agent doesn’t like the sound of a whistle. Call your elected officials. You do not want federal occupation in your city.
I was trying to explain to my husband the other night how the Gar Guy - a scientist who posts exuberantly and almost exclusively about his study fish - is now posting about ICE alerts and how this indicates both the level of danger we're in and the confidence we should have in our fellow Americans.
My dog is like, “For the love of all that is holy, please turn off Cities 97!”
I’m convinced this is an elaborate plan to Wham us.
It could a trap to lure us all in and then hit us all with Last Christmas.
Can confirm. Cities 97 is not ok.
A comic called halloween costume ideas for birders. In panel 1, labeled easy, there's a person labeled northern cardinal wearing a party hat, a beak, and red clothes, and a person labeled roseate spoonbill wearing pink clothes and a wooden spoon on their nose. In panel 2, labeled harder, there's a person labeled merlin sound ID wearing a big green circle with a microphone modeled after the button on the merlin sound ID app, and a person labeled hybrid green x blue jay wearing a complex costume with a mask and robe and hat modeled after a recently discovered hybrid bird. In panel 3, labeled challenging, there's a person labeled baltimore oriole nest wearing an enormous accurate woven oriole nest suspended from their arms and shoulders, and a person labeled african jacana carrying chicks with a hideous costume of long-toed bird feet hanging from their armpits. In panel 4, labeled hot, there's a person labeled high quality spotting scope who is shirtless and is wearing a spotting scope mask on their head, and a person labeled sexy owl pellet wearing an owl pellet top and bottom with a mouse skull on their head.
Halloween costume ideas for birders.
