Outside run with no winter gear - glorious!

BF is at the lake and I, like a sucker, am not.

Cat: ignores every cat toy he has when I try to play with him.

Also Cat: fishes a chapstick tube out of my messenger bag and chases it and spins it across the floor for 10 minutes

You jumped in the replies of someone you don’t follow to defend your wish list BF you luuuuuuuurve him.

You’re trolling social media people you don’t follow to defend him. That’s horny baby.

It’s hilarious that you’re still this unapologetically horny for that hypocritical asshole.

1) Madonna has more singles that slapped than this person is giving credit.
2) If you are evaluating Madonna’s career based only on “how many of her singles slapped” then you have entirely missed the point of Madonna.

Imagine being a Canadian and cheering for a Tkachuk.

Almost as cringe as being the (now thankfully former) Prime Minister who implored Canadians not to travel to the US for holidays and then posed for pictures with his GF at Coachella.

One of these icicles fell right beside the cat and freaked him out. Lucky it didn’t hit him! Balcony hazards!

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I keep saying this will be the last time I run in winter gear until November.

Second year in a row where the RPDR queen who had the stronger finale didn’t win. Like I’m not mad at either choice but the finale loses some lustre if the outcome is decided beforehand.

Iggy rejected balcony time this morning and meowed at me in disgust like it was my fault.

He gets excited for the first snowfall but he’s as done with this now as I am.

BF tried two different bikes for his commute then gave up. Not real winter but definitely not spring.

Yeah agreed. It would be my preference if delivery times were comparable (or even just off by a day or two)

Have the Jets stopped running the “get playoff ticket priority when you buy season tickets” promotion yet or do they just assume a non-zero proportion of potential season ticket buyers are that dumb?

I tracked it for 3 months about 6-7 years ago and 96% of the “mail” I received (outside of packages) by weight was junk I shredded and recycled without opening. And that was with a “no unaddressed mail please” note in the community mail box.

Prudeau? 👎
Stubbney? 👍

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It is unreasonable that capitalism expects us to show up for work on Tuesday having survived Monday.

My Mom’s cousin is a Jesuit priest and philosophy professor. I don’t think Vance would pass his “intro to ethics” course.

Papa Carney gets his majority while Prudeau violates the US travel ban and disses Bieber.

My cat is asking for balcony time again so I’ll take that as a sign of spring

If only there were a Catholic in his inner circle who could explain this to Trump

Trudeau: Now is the time to choose Canadian destinations over US ones.

Also Trudeau: just hanging with my gf at Coachella yo

Not the best week for JD Vance.

Yeah I don’t think I will change the behaviour of the main culprits but maybe sharing that information in a gentle way will make other people think twice about starting to do it

My replies usually start with “I know this is well intentioned and motivated by kindness but here is why it isn’t good for them…”

Cottage country Facebook groups: where half the group posts pictures of themselves leaving fruit trays out for the deer and the other half of the group replies “OMG please stop feeding the deer - it isn’t good for them”.