mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes

me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

Jack Posobiec: What if instead of a vaccine we just were able to get exposed to a weak version of the virus that enabled us to build the antibodies we need to fight the real thing.

Randomly remembered this galaxy brain take

Wasn’t “Stuffy Buttocks” a member of British Parliament back in the mid-70s?

He just keeps killing and killing! His bloodlust cannot be sated!

Look at that come hither smile.

Isn’t that the same Joe Rogan who was standing behind Trump yesterday in the Oval Office yesterday?

I’m so sorry for your loss.

always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride

Thank you! I thought to myself, “who is the most low-key, unshakably calm actor I can think of?” The answer was obvious.

Yup.

“Emily Gaudette, Holidaze Edition Wikipedia made an in-sourced claim that John Malkovich has maintained a lifelong deep hatred of the animated film “We’re Back: A Dinosaur’s Story”, saying it’s “why he left town.”

“Someone should edit Sir John Gielgud’s Wikipedia page to say he would fly into a violent rage if anybody ever mentioned Sigmund and the Sea Monster around him.”

A screenshot of the edited Wikipedia page, with the relevant sentence underlined. It says, “Sir John Gielgud would fly into a violent rage if anyone mentioned Sigmund and the sea monster round him.” I feel like it would have had a better chance of going unnoticed if it had been added closer o the 1970s era of Gielgud’s page, but it was a noble effort on Dave’s part.

I had completely forgotten what started the whole thing, so I looked it up. It was this post on Twitter. (First image.) And this is how I found a lucky volunteer. (Second image.) My buddy Dave stepped up. (Third image.)

There was a story about another celebrity and some other show behind it, but I genuinely cannot remember what got me to that. I'll have to ask my friend.

a man wearing overalls and a blue shirt is making a face . Alt: Emo Phillips—the man, the myth, the LEGEND—just oozing raw sexuality in white coveralls and a blue shirt on the set of UHF.

I think, Bill, the choice is obvious.

That sea monster really ruined it for the rest of us.

Fun related story: I was the cause of a friend getting banned for life from editing Wikipedia because I asked him to edit Sir John Gielgud’s page to add that he became enraged whenever Sigmund and the Sea Monster was mentioned.

There are mics around the boards, usually, to pick up crowd noise, etc.

They used to smoke during their 16-hour shifts in the coal mines!

Unless my friend is Jeffrey Dahmer, I am not going to complain about what I find in her refrigerator

This feels like a trap to lure innocent people.

Congratulations, John!

History better refer to this administration's department secretaries as "The Liquor Cabinet"

He looks like he picked the wrong Grail.

Ya burnt!

I’ve heard of it, but I never played that game.

star was fans are like oh yoda's species is such a mystery, they've never revealed what that race is called, as if yoda is not obviously a goblin with magic powers.

If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises “Well it was the fucking Museum of Science, so how the fuck do you think it was? It was superlative. It was a testament to our region’s proud tradition of ra...

"Well, it was the fucking Museum of Science, so how the fuck do you think it was? It was superlative. It was a testament to our region’s proud tradition of rational inquiry."

Ugh please stop saying things are maxxing. I'm maxxed to the maxx with the maxxing.

I’m amazed the mice are willing to stand there long enough to pour bleach for them to drink. They must love that stuff!

Yesterday: 60F.

Today: My yard is blanketed with snow.