#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

*ahem*

Release the goddamn Epstein Files.

That is all.

Well, fuck.

I am now convinced conservatives are so excited to bring back the R-word just so they can self identify.

A screenshot of 2025 YouTube recap depicting incorrect information, claiming AI technology as a top spot.

What the fuck? I've never watched AI tech content in my fucking life.

I actively block slop too. This is bizarre, dude.

Fun fact: For the movie Alien, they actually used a man in a practical suit because the studio was unable to afford a real Xenomorph.

I SERIOUSLY hate how much this administration makes me put on a tinfoil hat.

This recent shooting is way too convenient for their political ends, both in supposed motive and timing.

This and Chucky Smallface was shot by someone who disassembled and re-assembled a gun that isn't easy to take apart, and was, somehow, a 18th century poet writing a lengthy, overly-detailed leftist screed to his trans lover? 🤔

Yeah I don't buy that one either...

Fuck, that's me and my wife. 🫠

There are a lot of parallels between the first two Child's Play movies and the first few Toy Story films.

(Obviously ICE ads are more unpleasant. Call that a typo.l

I just quit a while back because I was tired of ads being 2X as loud as the music (and fuck premium).

Nothing more unpleasant than having brickwalled thrash metal at reasonable volume suddenly turn into Kevin Hart trying to sell me a capital one card at genuinely hearing damaging volume.

So now my guts are cramping so bad my old-man-get-up-to-pee-at-night includes pissing out my butt.

Fuck IBS.

The cover to Shatter Dead. A woman with a guy peers through a bloody hole.

This was a really wonderful first-watch. An ambitious SOV horror movie in a world where death has just...stopped. The world has ended because nobody can die anymore. They just keep going, trying not to damage the body they'll be stuck in forever. Sad as hell, really compelling low-budget filmmaking.

Meme

How life has felt since November 2024:

the Rat way sanctuary that provides care for rats and that was feature in squeakross needs help!

If you can support them, please consider donating!!

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A tiny spider crawled into our fire alarm and kept setting it off.

A *what?*

Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class

Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class theonion.com/impressionable-teen-fall...

As much as I despise religion, it's super awesome to see so many people of faith standing up against the abuses of this administration.

I'll stand gladly by anyone of any faith if they're a good person.

...but next year is gonna be a real fight.

I guess we're invading Venezuela now so he can steal it from the winner.

(I mean it as a joke but if it happens someone owes me a coffee.)

A picture featuring text (in BF Tiny Hand typeface, the only one remaining in the dream) detailing the strange dream I had recently, wherein a Dead by Daylight hacker changed my desktop into a retreux-y2k mess. Left portion hand drawn, rightmost a terrible photoshop job.

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-indi...

For the record it was a DbD survivor match (in "Dream First Person mode") against a weirdly short nemesis with a bajillion zombies.

Last night my gut-pain stress dream was being in a match with a hacker who completely changed my windows settings during the match to some ugly custom mess.

It was the kind of thing I would have installed in 2002 thinking it looked cool even though it was horrendous.

Circular flowchart. “Too anxious to start on anything” leads into “stressed about not getting anything done,” then back to “too anxious to start on anything”—creating an endless loop.

This x 100000 = mood

#ADHDAwarenessMonth

When musicians don’t know how to end a song, they just fade out. I think other writers should do that too. Sketch comedy, screenwriting, playwrights. Have everyone talk softer and softer as they slowly sneak off stage.
Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type.