It is never an inappropriate time for your boobs

John, naked, drinking mushroom coffee from a handmade mug

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Could it be anybody?

Once upon a time, preshow selfies were my thing #assassins #carlisletheatre

I am an exceptionally good hugger

John, naked, drinking mushroom coffee out of an Animal mug

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Ladies & gentlemen?

I am fucking tired

‘cause the weasel goes “fuck”

I’m seriously in the mood for a steak today

John, naked, drinking mushroom coffee from a Chincoteague Island mug

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But not recent -- I recall playing it before I had kids, so it was a different life . . . but I seem to recall enjoying the story and felt the level-up decisions needed to be evaluated to match your game play, without needing a reference manual

I remember *REALLY REALLY* enjoying it when I first played it. Did they re-release, or are you playing the old school game?

Or are you asking about something else and I'm just coming with stuff from out of left field?

But the mind is still dirty, right?

You know me, I kind of like the ookiness factor

John, naked, drinking mushroom coffee from a graduated cylinder mug

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John, naked, drinking mushroom coffee from a Chincoteague Island mug

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Wowza

Don't worry -- I found it!

(I was up a pound this morning, but still down something like 35 since the hospital)

What a lovely start to the day . . .

Glued morning

I know of better ways to warm you up

Right? Right.

I will skip work and wait in line to be the first at the theatre to watch this movie

Cocaine Shark

coming soon to a theatre near you

Eat more cheeses

John, naked, drinking mushroom coffee from a handmade mug

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Good morning, Amber & Mochi!

It feels beyond impossible -- but it's been 12 years of pretty fantastic memories

I’m sorry to inform you that you just lost the game

Missed that . . . that's just . . . unfair at this time of year