📢🎶Floyd is dead; he's nothing but a ripple
Cause Milly took that paper
And sliced him on the nipple🎶📢

is this in Denver?!? there’s a deli there that does this! it’s incredible

i feel like sunday scaries + weed is such a toss up. could end up in cozy bliss delightfully unaware of the impending week or could end up white knuckling dinner prep as every moment moves you closer to Monday 😂

ya tbh it’s hard to know without talking about it. i will say that while i do have a few friends who got a lil awkward when i first brought up kink stuff, being more open about it socially has generally had fantastic results. i have more than one friend that has become a play partner

i’ll speak from personal experience. most people that i’ve told that weren’t super close thought i’d be a dominant but i recently talked to my mom about kink for the first time and she clocked my submissive ass immediately 😂

your absolutely right, always best to pair bad decisions with a nice bottle of red

just gotta start firing ‘em off

it’s so fucked, i hope the event dies and gets replaced by a dyke night. what’s crazy is i went a couple weeks ago and there were more dolls than cis women, like cmon y’all

my roommate made one of me lol
such a fun cover to play with

ya def not many, depends on how attracted to them i am but its def a deal breaker. its not long before i get the ick from a bad kisser

i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.

meanwhile, "she's kinda clocky" is the highest compliment we can pay to cis women

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you know what i love? a cherry coke.

is it bad that i understand that toy all to well 😂

i’m missing that last one, any recs?!?

gorgeous! and truly one of the best songs ever!!

vitamin D supplements
homemade comfort food
going out dancing

i’ve got your accounting and finance needs covered. if you need a beautiful color coded spreadsheet i’m your girl

do you just use a sharp knife to cut it?!? i want to do this for self control reasons lol

hell ya girl, you deserve it

wow your in heaven

not many types of joy rank higher than lesbian joy

DRM on audible books is crazy easy to crack(hint: google it)
then they can never take your purchases from you

congrats! that’s amazing 😻

this is the way! direct, to the point and unemotional. always the best way to handle professional convos like this

me and who’s daughter

booba

where does Katrina fall on this scale