ok so... like every day on here

wait so but can some chinese mystic tell me if it's good or bad that I'm born the year of the Horse and it's about to be the year of the horse

final abs n arms moment of 2025

is anyone more sold on a lie than medium rich people? the "luxury" gym I go to in sf is inferior in every way (space, # of machines, equipment quality) to my budget gym in brooklyn, but costs 3x more. there's not even a real locker room. these guys are making 6 figures at meta just to get scammed

sf sniffies should have a topographical map

what is the cultural impact of Avatar? blue people and their giant feet 🤤

brian henson is a wonderful director and upholder of his father's legacy. he's no goro miyazaki

Yes

this tweet came to me in a dream

Lydia Tár would hate chatgpt but if she used it just once she'd succumb to AI psychosis immediately

the best thing about being a muppets fan is the muppets can't get me too'd. like kermit is NOT in the epstein files

I've been consistently using the men's restroom for a year but today I caved and went women's bc all the stalls in the men's room were filled with men pooping at the same time and it just felt too intimate for me

so true

so what I'm hearing is the grinch is blasting raw loads into martha may with no consequence

the good news is my mentally ill father doesn't seem to be using AI. the bad news is he's gotten really into South korean beatboxing

u guys are!

read my list and debate me on what counts as a "queer film"

happy holidays, crew!

parents who don't buy a separate seat for their toddler are emotional terrorists. idc if it's legal no one wants to sit in the 3rd seat while you pass your screaming squirming baby back and forth omg

why are Emilia Pérez and Kiss of the Spider Woman basically the same

avatar: fire & ash is james cameron's horniest and most racist movie yet (complimentary)

I make a lil cameo in the new Bradley Cooper movie IS THIS THING ON? Laura Dern loved my kermit the frog joke

tell my japanese american grandma who was put in a camp she has "no idea how it feels"

I really can't deal with white trans people acting like anti-trans oppression is some unique thing cis people have "no idea" about. do u really think cis Black or Native people don't know how it feels to live under genocide? or cis Palestinians? pls unglue yourself from victimhood and try solidarity

lowkey a trans narrative

the Grinch is thee diva...

taps sign

begging trans ppl to stop the dialectically silly and flattening debate about "trans men vs trans women" and realize all our trans experiences are nuanced and often totally subjective and we have more to gain by learning from our differences than infighting

shit is officially buying poop in an 82.7 billion butthole deal