Reminder: we’re boycotting the Met Gala

This hurts me more than it hurts you.

Adam holding MJ when Asa told everyone she was pregnant. That’s her brother for real. He knew what her reaction was gonna be and he was there to hold her and she needed that.

Watching Shahs is unlike any other reality television I s2g. #Shahs

I am also setting this intention! Starting to plan an itinerary NOW.

The way I would let you CHOP MY MOP.

MJ’s “renewal” party is literally the funniest random event anyone has ever thrown for a bravo show.

Vida is a superstar. #shahs

Me "Awww, Zelda, do you need Momme?"

Zelda "I Need BAGEL"

Also not to be flip, but does sound like the start of a horror.

Pretty much everywhere else in the United States white people have been bullied out of having dreads in their hair.. and Hawai’i is the last hold out.

Also if THEY think “you saying your better than me” about me saying I get no entertainment out of true crime content, maybe that’s something for an individual to ruminate one.

I started being upfront about why I don’t like it after you listed some reasons before that I hadn’t fully conceptualized. For some reason it’s shocking to folks who love it when for me it’s shocking that they are getting entertainment from it!!

Wait are Lee Pace and Nicole Kidman going to kiss in Practical Magic 2?

“If I had my peppermint oil, I’d probably be more calm. I’m like Mary Catherine Gallagher” -Alicia, I literally screamed! That's so funny! #RHORI

Liz shaking her head no when the auntie asks Rulla if she’s happily married, that's performance art! #RHORI

It is for 11 year olds

We got neighbors and they have a small boy child who is exactly in between the girls age wise & there is so much screaming and laughter happening in our front yard rn ☺️

Yeah, same!

I just compared The Fifth Element (1997) to Spy Kids (2001) with absolutely no knowledge at the time that those movies are only FOUR YEARS APART? I’m having a midlife crisis.

Sutton has gotten two apologies from Dorit and then thrown both of them back in her face. It makes me irate. Is Dorit a shining hill? No, but she is giving back the energy she is given!

#RHOBH

Me the past 4 seasons of #invincible: “why do they just not fly right through things more?”

Season 4 Episode 7 of invincible: 🫡

Opal “mom I’m making an energy potion, do you know how I made it?”

Me “you put hot water on coffee beans”

Opal “…what the heck”

Valentina vs. Monét X Change - Into You | RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 4 LSFYL YouTube video by George Hitchon Godfrey

No one:

Me: Remember the Valentina vs Monét X Change lip sync from All Stars 4?

youtu.be/AzXTfTyDlTI

A screenshot of Dorit saying “I’m a cold hearted fucking cunt”

My favorite animal is Dorit sitting first chair on the reunion couch. #RHOBH

I am in a post book spiral because Babel was so long, like so long, like the ending was so long until it just stopped abruptly and now I understand why she did that because I read the book & I don’t think it would have been the same had she not done that but guys it was so long. It went on for so lo

Actually, petition to get Cameron on Love Island #SurvivorAU

Okay the finale was fine. The problem with casting Brooke, Simon & Harry again is that every time one of them went home I became that much less interested in who would win. #SurvivorAU

Jared, don’t tell me this unless you can give me a way to listen.

David (the host) holding up Jackson because he cannot stand after standing on pegs as his mom runs up

David (the host) holding up Jackson because he cannot stand after standing on pegs and also hugging his mom while they cry together

David (the host) holding up Loz since she can’t stand after standing on pegs for 4 hours and her daughters hugging her.

Episodes 19-22 were pretty much a nothing burger, my tears over Simon standing up for Brooke aside, but color me surprised at all my tears over episode 23! Watching David hold Jackson and Loz with their families? I'm a wreck! #SurvivorAU

"Brian is a high road kid of guy" Rulla, babe, if my eyes roll any farther they’re gonna get stuck in the back of my head #RHORI

Ashley I back on my television for #RHORI, must be Monday!

Reba absolutely bodying Sutton with the comment "Are your feelings so shallow?" incredible work, 10/10 #RHOBH