They need the name to stick so that it embeds paternal power into their coming AI rulers to escape the enduring torment.

Another unprecedented abuse of the Congressional Review Act. This is basically all congressional Republicans do anymore.

Late night cat sketch.

NFL Steelers logo, has the same little star cluster as many AI logos.

Welp, according to this logo it looks like the Steelers have followed AllBirds’ example by pivoting to AI.

every article about these guys is like "nazi youtuber snuggleboi (real name Escritoire von Baltarhazy)"

Advertisement for a Doctor Pepper sausage, with brown sauce and mustard on it.

And as the days draw down, long term sustenance gives way to fleeting blips of pleasure.

Who wants to write the “SharkNATO” screenplay with me?

I'm going to point out that we spent a shit ton of taxpayer money on moderna and he's stealing it from us.

We don’t say it enough on this app: Fuck Bill Maher.

Idrees Ali @idreesali114 X.com April 8 (Reuters) - Investors placed an approximately $950 million bet on oil prices falling just hours before the U.S. and Iran announced a ceasefire, the latest large wager on the direction of the world's most traded commodity ahead of a major policy announcement by Trump. 9:55 AM • 4/8/26 • 8.8K Views

Idrees Ali @idreesali114 X.com Taking large positions on oil prices rising or falling is not unusual as traders use them to hedge large volumes of physical oil trade. But such deals are very rarely done in big lots. Large orders also are seldom executed after settlement. 9:57 AM • 4/8/26 • 1.4K Views

Investors placed an approximately $950 million bet on oil prices falling just hours before the US and Iran ceasefire was announced, per Reuters:

Make foreign policy boring again.

Did he specify which civilization??

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

What if the United States had a Congress?

Creeping nihilism. Don’t stop caring.

Onion article with pic of Sam Altman and a quote “If I don’t end the world, someone far more dangerous will.”

🎯 @theonion.com

“We talkin’ TV?”

We talkin’ tv?

Bizarre behavior out there.

Zero reason for this to exist.

Getting 'Cancelled' Only Takes a Couple Years to Wear Off, Apparently Louis C.K. will headline Netflix's comedy festival, so everyone crying about “cancel culture” for the last decade can shut up now.

Louis C.K. will headline Netflix's comedy festival, so everyone crying about “cancel culture” for the last decade can shut up now.

www.jezebel.com/louis-ck-hea...

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The “You’re fired” guy still doing his thing

I assure you that if 8 million right leaning protesters had turned out against Obama it the NYT would have given it banner treatment eg POPULIST REVOLT

Keanu Reeves is a dope smoking record clerk who used to be in a band that nobody remembers. Ron Funches is a lost soul who works at the restaurant across the street. When they meet Hugh Grant, Haight St acid casualty, and his daughter, Brie Larson, the foursome start a new band. DJ Qbert as himself.

Y’all, the entire 13 year old soccer carpool had no clue what Yogi Bear is.

The $580 million short oil bet was the smaller of the two insider trades. The larger one, placed at the exact same time (6:49-6:50am), was between $1.4-$1.9 billion to go long S&P 500 e-Mini futures.

Over $2 billion in Trump traitor trades, all wildly profitable 15 minutes later after Trump's post.

Is it a giant wooden horse

#DYK? THE BREAKFAST CLUB is told in flashback.

It opens and closes with a voiceover of the letter written by one of the characters at the end of the movie.

#DYK? The quote from David Bowie's 1971 song "Changes" that opens the movie was suggested to writer/director John Hughes by cast member Ally Sheedy.

#breakfastclubday