I really hope they start moving all the toolbars around

Now there's an excuse for a double neck

"Could"?

Very entertaining last frame by Ronnie though

Watching the snooker and giggling at the ads for Victorian Plumbing. To me, and I'll bet to most outside GB, Victorian is NOT a good word to associate with your bathroom company

Conjurs massive sewers spewing sludge into the Thames. Everyone always wiping grime off hands and faces with hankerchiefs

Rare sighting of a column chart taking a dip at Hove Beach.

#dataviz

Busty women flick graph

Laptop bindle

Kumail!

Sadly, applications to the Advanced Python summer school have dropped significantly over the past 2 years.

Plus, there'll be no external funding for the 1st time in *17 years*.

Likely all because of GenAI - but programming skills still matter🔥

Deadline May 3, please help by sharing:
aspp.school

Ironically the BBC stumbled on a really important story: Desperate asylum seekers being forced to turn to fraudulent fee-charging “advisors” to navigate a system that is intentionally impossibly baroque and from which all sources of free advice have been removed.

But no: they chose Fake Gay Panic.

The same people who argue with climate scientists about who knows more about climate are naturally going to argue with the Pope about who knows more about Jesus.

Critical Atlantic current significantly more likely to collapse than thought Scientists say finding is ‘very concerning’ as collapse would be catastrophic for Europe, Africa and the Americas

The critical AMOC Atlantic current is far more likely to collapse than was thought. Already at its weakest for 1,600 years because of global heating, a collapse would bring extreme cold to western Europe in winter, drought in summer and raise sea levels 50-100 cms
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

It's reverse Robin Hood.

A hunter, a trapping-man
Encountered him at the water hole
One day, a second, and a third
He encountered him at the water hole

You can hear Al Green start to hum. Hmmmmmmmm. Take me to the

There's a gorgeous musicality though, to these early pages/tablets of Gilgamesh, that's still available to us all, stamped out in prose, encouraged in lyrics:

And has been, if not consistently, then occasionally, been lifting them up and then putting them down innit? And in the end that's all you really want, innit

The appropriate reviewer response, should you encounter one of my epic diatribes:

My father, there is a certain fellow who comes [to to water hole]
He is the mightiest in the land, strength is his.
Like the force of heaven, so mighty is his strength.
He got two dumbbells off Amazon

👍

This is part of my research into can we get Michael Buble / Mickey Bubbles and Bubbles the Monkey to play at stock exchanges whenever a bublé is about to burst. Let's move beyond red faced men shouting and waving bits of paper. Let's ramp this up a notch

Bubbles the monkey is still alive

I haven't stolen his lunch money Sir, I've invested it for him and guaranteed him a stable - if below inflation - rate of interest (Ts & Cs may apply. Your ma sells Avon and your money may be at risk. Check our website for details. Always think before you buy)

It's quite amazing how the brits went from "the nanny state" to Jacob Rees-Mogg. Like, if they'd gone to school together, would Thatcher have beaten him up?

No wonder they got funding for writing this thing.
I. Am. Digging this vibe

FOUNDER OF RITES FOR THE TEEMING PEOPLES
WHO COULD BE HIS LIKE FOR KINGLY VIRTUE?

In 500 words, provide evidence of why you and your team have the relevant skills, experience and SURPASSING ALL KINGS FOR HIS STATURE RENOWNED. HEROIC OFFSPRING OF URUK, A CHARGING WILD BULL. WILD CALF OF DIVINE LUGALBANDA, GILGAMESH IS PERFECT IN STRENGTH. TOWERING GILGAMESH IS UNANNILY PERFECT

Even goading. Go on. Pace out the walls of effing Uruk. Study the foundation. Examine, mofo, the brickwork.
IS NOT ITS MASONRY OF KILN-FIRED BRICK?
AND DID NOT SEVEN MASTERS LAY ITS FOUNDATIONS?
Seriously why am I even talking to you

It's got to be the most exasperatedly agressive start to anything ever written. Page 1 is basically: You know that guy who did the cool stuff? Gilgamesh. Yes Gilgames. That guy. Who did the cool stuff. And this. And this. And this. Built this city didn't he. You can't, can you? No future king can