Went for a walk. Shocked to come home to Taco Tuesday. No one saw it coming!

here it is folks. May 12th @katienolan.bsky.social vs @minakimes.bsky.social vs @lisaannwalter.bsky.social

BLUESKYers: I am writing a section of a paper today. Send me all your examples of Trump's impeachable offenses. (If you want to be extra generous to me, include an authoritative source to go along with it.) GO!

You can get a LOT of kazoos for $20

We’ve got Michigan State Marching Band ON THE BOARD

Counter point…orange

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE REAL NEWS STORIES!!!

Leg up, Johnny…

Incredible news

A melted Sachs

A melted Horse Shoe corner

A melted Bridge corner

A melted Nash Dixon

So a lot of you had asked earlier this year about what happens with St. Moritz when the season is over and it gets warmer.

Well here it is, courtesy of the folks from SMBC, the track fading away only to be rebuilt again in December!

I have been thinking about how the Russini situation has affected so many of my tremendous female colleagues and friends in this business, and I think this is something that should be read.

A beautiful purple drink to start my Rinaldos experience (and mozza sticks, of course)

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

Super stoked to be trying Chicago deep dish pizza for the first time tomorrow at Rinaldos downtown. They require notice and apparently it will only be on Wednesdays. The dough takes 24 hours to proof and takes a special pan. Will definitely share a review and pictures tomorrow :)

That all looks amazing!

genuinely think that "it's now very easy to see how rich people live every single day of your life by just being on your phone" feels so boring as an answer to the below that no one really wants to acknowledge it but also: what if that's just what it is

I regret to inform you that the Pope is weak on crime…

a moment where I feel bad for SNL because how do you even parody "wow the pope is so weak on crime with all this 'turn the other cheek' nonsense"

The Pope’s haunted…

Trump on the Pope:

Such a jam!

Is that the 2nd last episode? I finished it and it was late and haven’t booted it back up to finish S1 yet…

This is as beautiful a thing as you'll see in all your life. Hope, after months of darkness.

All the worst cunts in the world - from journalism to politics, the Kermlin to the White House - are suffering tonight.

Pardon’s can be accepted but receiver must acknowledge guilt and that acknowledgement can be used in civil trials.

I think we’re entering the find out phase… YouTube video by Farming While Beige

“You’re asking a man dressed like a cow”

youtube.com/shorts/NfRi3...

Of all the nations whose brains have been cooked on anti-trans stuff, Britain stands alone