Been gettin packages all week! Merry Christmas to me!

head is crazy like what human thought to do that fr

He need to k*ll his barber, switch him down.

Now “he scared of this pussy” gon be in my head all day 😂

I just wanna be home in the bed right now! I’m not made for workin out of the house.

Imma miss my sheets while I’m gone so imma have to take a little more time this morning lol

Insane!!!

But parents go out of they way to try to sell us non-parents on “the joys of parenthood” knowing this is the reality

For no good reason I check the weather of other cities and compare it to my city.

Im not that “yes man” friend. Ima tell you what you need to hear even if you get mad at me 🤣🫂

Saw the bartender setting the bar area up and as soon as I spotted the Grey Goose I asked if he was gonna have any olive juice to make dirty martinis lol. I have a problem 😂

Time would be trying to fly when I have a gig tonight 🙄

PONDER THIS…

Have you ever noticed that when shit goes down, people demand that minorities be held responsible for their entire ethnic group? White folks are exempt from that demand.

When a Black person does something bad, the entire Black community must answer for it. Why is that?
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Jake Paul made a bag/career off fighting old washed fighters lmao thats kinda smart lowkey 🤔 #blacksky

😂🤣 please

Mike yo ass betta not go out in round 3!!

I hope Mike Tyson hit Jake with a hook with all the strength of our ancestors 🤣👊🏾

If Jake Paul wins Trump gone put him in the White House.

Netflix need more iCloud storage.

POV: the nigga who lied on his resume tryna run this netflix stream #blacksky

Netflix should be ashamed! Did they not learn anything from their previous live streaming issues?! Get a new production company!!

NOLA booked for next month 🙌🏾!!

Please miss me with the bullshit! I can’t take it lol

Netflix already freezing. We ain’t even ain’t the actual fight!

@ashleylyann.bsky.social come look at this!!

I see some niggas already makin it weird over here too but hey…it’s always gon be a few lol

Me as soon as I made this account #BlackSky #AddToBlackSky

I’m behind on my fall shopping and I blame the weather.

Black Twitter pulling up over here like #Blacksky #AddToBlackSky