I know I didn’t but also I swear I just saw Paris Hilton driving with Billie Eilish riding shotgun behind me in Shoreline…

What’re we up to today team?

Seattle Mariners' Cal Raleigh posting unprecedented numbers Cal Raleigh, MLB's home run leader, slugged four more longballs during the Seattle Mariners' series win over the Twins.

Cal Raleigh isn't just carrying the #Mariners offense. What the current MLB home run leader is doing with the bat this season is unprecedented for a catcher -- especially one with a Platinum Glove on his mantle.

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Really wish more people had this so we could make it old school tweet tweet

where I am mentally

I caught an octopus on accident today 🤪

Seattle fire Department knows how to win over the gays 🤪

Cal Raleigh absolutely demolished this baseball 😮

i just realized that all I own is crocs, docs, and chacs 🙈🤪

The only man that can wear Pit Vipers around me is Monty 😤

Cal Raleigh sends this ball off the second deck 💥

This is a huge win for me guys…

Favorite Shark Tank Season 3 products by episode
1-EZ VIP Ticket
2-I Want To Draw a Cat for You
3-Tail Lightz
4-Swilt
5-Last Lid
6-Five Minute Furniture
7-Kisstixx
8- Rent-a-Grandma
9-MisoMedia Guitar Lessons
10-BarkEms’
11-Sullivan Generator
12-Lollacup
13-Boot Illusions
14-Cab20
15-Cougar Drinks

If nothing else, at least we’ve got the funnest roastery in Seattle!

As someone who lives in Seattle I sadly 100% agree.

Best thing we have is cheap baseball and some solid coffee.

I gotta know the other 4 👀

Playing my first show of the year at one of the oldest lesbian bars around! If you’re not there then where the fuck are you???

Every adult trying to stop on a bike looks so silly.

Safeways locking up the ice cream!!!

(Honestly this is a great idea because there’s no way I’m approaching the cashier to ask for ice cream…)

You are so beautiful to me 🎶🤪

I love Yellowjackets but I am PISSED over the last ep.

Take me back to Monster Jam 😤

Can’t believe I just bought a 91 year old “literary puzzle” that only like 3 people have solved and I actually believe I can solve it???

Went to the doc yesterday… told her I love apple juice… found this in my after visit notes ☠️

How’s everyone doing out there?

Those are shorts for sure…

I’m just gonna say it- some things we can just throw out and never offer on FB…

I am LOVING playing fantasy baseball even if my team isn’t that good 🤪

Hate to see him go, but love to watch him leave… 👀