Denver Airport really seems designed by someone who said, “How many super tense arguments can I generate at one time?”

36 hours in Connecticut and my main takeaway is this place has become extremely, casually racist

Love Island USA performing a minor miracle in that I hate every single one of these motherfuckers

Shared a piece of wedding news with my mom that my fiancée didn’t want me to tell anyone yet. Now I’m running around like Kate Winslet in Contagion. “Who did you tell? Aunt Barb.” *runs to phone*

Overheard at the coffee shop: “That’s why I love A.I. so much.” I’m not being funny, I really thought the only person who loved A.I. was Sam Altman

Did they offer him his quote?

Genuinely thrilled every time I see someone on Twitter call up Grok. Grok shows up like, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe this???????" It's always good

Those guys are all suckers too I traded in my DT crypto for Paul Ryan bucks

God bless TCM

Living in L.A., I’d say anyone who isn’t an enemy is a one-sided rival

They can’t cancel you if they can’t find you

I work with a few 20-somethings who absolutely destroy me in mancala (on iPhone tho)

Just saw a road rage dude throw trash from his moving car into the open window of another car. L.A. is fuckin’ back

Did Anthony Edwards legally change his name to “Knee Injury”?

Got Wuthering Heights “spoiled” for me today. Can feel myself inventing new things to get annoyed at in real time

Alright, I think that’s a wrap on “lists”

He’s like, “Next I’m gonna have to learn their names…”

I feel like I deserve it though because it took me so long to understand this math

Ever since I started hosting dinner parties a few years ago, I've seen couples break up, empires fall -- it all happens at the dinner party

@ninaconcepcion.bsky.social @taylorgarron.bsky.social

Very excited for THIS LINE-UP at the next edition of Difficult to Name! Writers! Comedians! Even a musician! A conversation with the author of the greatest film industry book of all time! Come through!

Ron Howard freaked it with that one

Oo I love other Saunders short story collections , I’ve got to read that one!

Really rude to us NBA / indie film enthusiasts for the Mavs to move Luka during Sundance weekend

Best part about getting older is I can rewatch Breaking Bad every two years, having forgotten everything that happens, and just sit there saying, “How the hell is Walt gonna get himself out of this situation?!”

Every third vehicle I see on the road in L.A. is a waymo driverless car. No punchline just someone please help

Hell yeah!

I have to find a new corner of the internet

That sucks. I love that movie. Also bummed Union didn’t get nominated!