It is quite objectively a news story that the most prestigious media outlet in the world is deleting the president’s statements to conceal his insanity in a war crime threat, and other news outlets can report that story very easily in a way that could both inform their audience and peel off readers
And ive been saying that!!!
On my way out, I am gifted an ice cream cone. The instant I walk out the door, ice cream in hand, i am greeted by an adorable little baby who is smiling and laughing at me.
I feel like a dog the day before he gets put down
The instructor asks if I'm comfortable with her using me as an example of how to do the poses
I inquire about buying a tank after, but she says they don't sell shirts small enough to fit me.
I immediately walk from there to my fav restaurant where I eat steak and have an incredible glass of red wine
I need to walk you through the day ive been having so far:
I wake up after sleeping in and before I can even process that I'm awake, I am in a pilates class
I know my frontal lobe is almost done developing bc I have abruptly decided to prefer red wines over whites
One of these days I will be brave enough to do proper headstands again
Trying to learn one asana from this book a day
Oscars are at 11pm my time, so I’m making a big cup of caffeinated tea, aka “Twinnings? Nah, we’re cousins”
Bad headstand bc I'm too cowardly this morning
Dancer
Warrior III
Half moon variation
Terrible week at work, needed my mini exorcism
My problem with Claude code is it doesn't feel the deep sense of shame and self-loathing that I feel when there's a bug in my code, I kind of need it to beg for my forgiveness tbh
Tics can cause harm, and nobody who has seen tourettes up close would deny that, but framing this as proof of what's in his heart or whatever is some of the most ableist bullshit I've heard in a minute
I'm not in the business of telling Black ppl how to feel about hearing a slur, I'm never in the business of diminishing the harm of any kind that tics can cause despite them being involuntary, but the amount of misinformation about tourettes coming out of the BAFTAs is extremely disheartening.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Hello from the stairmaster (two ppl have gotten on next to me since I started. I will be the last one standing or die trying)
Eats & workouts today
Wild thing on a heinous mat
Super soldier on a heinous mat
Astavakrasana on a heinous mat
Warrior III on a heinous mat
Good morniiing I need a new yoga mat
My saag aloo attempt
My wheel attempt
John's perfect pomodoro sauce on my fresh pasta dough
V day pilates
This weekend's eats and workouts
every time this man posts i think "how is he so good at this?!" and then i think "no, how is every other politician so bad at this?!" he makes it look so easy! why the hell isn't mayor wilson marrying people or leading scavenger hunts or doing anything cute and fun
Frank Wildhorn love songs 🤝 fake southern accent
A picture of me with the eiffel tower looming behind
Shes... right behind me... isn't she...
Fuck it, Fiddler at the airport
Just saw @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social at the louvre?
Paris i am in you
A tray of colorful drinks on a display stand at CVS that sat “the flu shot” on them
America: where you can sell a random “wellness” drink at CVS, claim it “may” somehow “reinforce” your immune system, and literally call it “The Flu Shot.”
They've sequestered my fiance into a line just for people with overhead bags
Paris prepare for me to enter you
Normally don’t do this, but the Twin Cities are occupied and there are a lot of folks I know who are helping people with very acute needs. I know a lot of good folks out there have offered to help or want to know how they can help, so I may occasionally boost fundraisers for folk or causes I trust.
Megan Thee Stallion beat her so bad she become a republican
