horace plinko okay so we all agree that futurama is an isekai but what about an overly long and dumb title? (clean version under the cut) this is gonna be my legacy... i tried being faithful to the Typical Anime...

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This is so weird... because guaranteed, these guys and gals are still lining up every 3-6 months for random shots that they don't know why. For some reason, that's just part of being a soldier.

"Rainy Road" - my oil painting

Everything has an audience? Maybe this release isn't for MCU casuals?

Tim Apple stepped down? Unexpected.

“I can’t believe I was crying over the death of a Black girl that whole time.”

— Anon Hunger Games Book Reader after watching the movie in 2013.

(This 👆🏻 was a warning sign of things to come.)

Family Is Quoted $2.5K to Fill Up Their 16,500-Gallon Pool. So They Use Garden Hoses to Do It Themselves (Exclusive) In April 2026, Brooke Woods and her family built their own pool and, instead of paying $2,500 to fill it, they creatively did it themselves using two hoses.

... ...wait how else are you supposed to fill up a pool?

I grew up with an above ground pool (f--- off it was nice to have and we weren't rich) and that's just how you did it. Is there different rich people in ground water?
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The meta glasses are for avowed creeps. They know they're creeps & they have a problem with how everyone finds them creepy because it gets in the way of their creeping. Consent is not part of their worldview.

The boys writers be chasing the sun to give wild satire and by the time it airs that orange man hits it right on the nose each time

Yikes. I guess scared money doesn't make money in a bet... but, you would never catch me making that wager.

Ever since the numbers came out and I found out that most white people were lying about having voted for Obama AND THEN Biden, too?

Yea... I could and would never.

No. I'm talking about white folks saying that they would have voted for the Democratic party, except X reason held them back (unsaid part is that they just ended up voting Republican... just like their white dad and his white dad before him).

Then they lie, "Woulda voted for Obama a 3rd time."

When the new wealth tax drops

Don't mind me, by all means continue to pretend like white folks were super close to voting for Kamala Harris when the numbers show that they've been voting for the Republican party in every general election since the Civil Rights Act passed in 1964... including the 2024 general election.

Cool story, zo.

My point remains unchanged.

White people keep saying this, but you all mostly voted for Trump... so almost nobody believes this.

I’ve talked about the hybrids in the Jurassic franchise and what real life dinosaur they most resemble.

Now I wanna talk about another fictional dinosaur, Yoshi.

What real life dinosaur would be closest?

Well lets look at Yoshi’s characteristics.

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Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

The comments here lol

It takes some very strong motivated reasoning to look at the Fetterman and Platner campaigns and not draw similarities.

All I'm asking for out of this is ONE "Excuse me, Princess!" and they can do whatever else they want.

Crazy that people think Mamdani is anything like a dude who rocked nazi tattoos for 20 years

one of the funniest callbacks in the show

I've been thinking about the backlash Marie Kondo got and I think part of it was not just that she was saying "buy less shit" she was explicitly say "only buy what actually makes you happy" and in a nation of conspicuous consumption it pissed people off.

Dreamgirls

This is nice to say... but in practice, laws mostly only seem to protect those with power and privilege.

Interesting. It makes me wonder about how the world would be if people were fundamentally kind. To continue where you left off, maybe the only reason any of this happens is because billions of folks are only doing the right thing 20% of the time. If everybody was kind the world would be 10x better.

What percentage of humans being cruel would make you feel like you had to accept that as a reality?

Because, if not even 10% are cruel and 100% of us still experience this much cruelty...

Okay... wtF is LARP-ing? I thought I knew, but my algorithm just hit me with like 7 back-to-back posts about it so I think there must be a 2025/2026 evolution of the term.

Wanting to splurge and get something nice at the grocery store don't hit right when I end up having to eat a well-done steak for dinner.