They way into the house is the front door. Why do Republicans never try this method?

I lived in Pat Brown's California and in Ronald Reagan's California and I preferred Pat Brown's California.

If there's anything we learn from country blues it's that a natural born Eastman he don't need to work.

Trump just can't stand the idea that someone outranks him.

I hearby threaten the complete and absolute destruction of the Indonesian civilization. I await the arrival of the Swiss Guards to arrest me with composure.

It is true though that at many points in history being in conflict with the Pope could get you into a whole lot of trouble despite his lack of divisions.

The argument against Israel is that if a country has to kill this many civilians to continue to exist then it should not exist. There are a lot of countries around the world that this standard does not appear to be applied to.

Myself I don't understand "right to exist" means. Things exist or they don't. Having a "right to exist" won't make something exist.

Oh, you just have to be of a certain age . . .

They call him TACO, TACO, TACO!
Folds like a tortilla!
No President he
Just a great big puss-eeee!

And you know with TACO, TACO, TACO
That each seeming blunder
Is a doorway to plunder
And degeneracy!

A triumphal arch to be a massive tribute to Donald Trump's contempt for the war dead. The clear message: "Screw you losers, America is for winners!"

MMA is vulgar and it's not ironic so yes, it's going to be right-coded.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but 90% of the orange liqueur comes through the Strait of Hormuz.

Amazing how early Willem Dafoe's career began though.

Cat says, "I don't know how I wound up with this bum. Can't even groom himself."

Worth noting that material equality was about the ONLY thing communism was ever able to deliver.

The thing I used to hate about Moody Blues albums were Graeme Edge's poems, but I eventually came to appreciate them in a William McGonagall World's-Worst-Poet kind of way.

Puts me in mind of my favorite use of the passive voice, the entry in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes where Lorelei Lee describes how she was acquitted after one of her gentlemen friends "became shot".

Tiffany network to dimestore network in two years -- quite an achievement.

Haven't I blocked you yet? In parting I ask, why would you have to propagandize people about things they already believe?

To demonstrate their conviction that the south was unvanquished. Occupation had ceased and the federal government had lost the will to enforce reconstruction measures directly. They had recreated the status quo ante as much as they could without practicing actual slavery.

Jim Crow was enforced directly. When you have a police force you don't need propaganda.

Another mystery solved by C. Auguste Dupin!

Sentimental Southern Nationalism is less a "Confederate restoration project" as a belief that the South is in some sense unvanquished despite the small detail of surrendering. Thus you have the flag waving and the heroic statues to defeated generals and the secret death squads.

I'm psychic: Now you're saying to yourself "Now I'm going to shelf all those books I've been leaving unshelved for so long and still have room left over!" and when you're done the bookcase is going to be full.

In background: Typical dashing, impeccably dressed American air passengers.

The internet was also like a guy coming up to your house, sticking his head in your window and saying, "Have you got anything I can steal in here?"

And I'm sure it was a hair's beadth matter. The one thing Brooks has done that just fell totally flat.

The Muslims wanted to get upset about Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World but they couldn't find a theater that was playing it.

Whew. Good thing oil isn't in some kind of worldwide market that sets the price.