Got a new Yamaha acoustic. Love it.

@robcrow.bsky.social The new Anal Trump album is writing itself. 😂

Sounds like a good time! 🤘

Yay, I'm gonna stay alive for a while longer! 😀

I had my PET scan a few days ago because of my lung cancer scare. Apparently I don't have cancer. This has been stressing me out for so long. It hasn't even sunk in.

I'm cancer free!!!

Isn't this illegal? Buying votes

This is fucking crazy!

😂😂

Still no updates on my health. I'm having a PET scan on the 1st and I'll know more then.
Meanwhile, here's a cute photo of me sleeping with Uno. 🐕|

Me at the doctor with my amazing emotional support dog Uno. She's the best and she takes care of me when I go places. <3

Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. You've always been a sweetheart. -Cheers

The doctors found a mass in my lung not too long ago, and all of the tests, and waiting, and tests, and waiting are driving me nuts. Shit is stressful.

Uno went to the groomer today. We kept some length on her since it's been so cold.
This little girl is amazing. She's like a living teddy bear.

My little girl

😂 Twitter just suspended my account for referring to MTG as "Redneck trash". Apparently that's hate speech over there. WTF?
Not that I care that I'm suspended, I just find it funny that so much hateful rhetoric happens openly there. But they say I'm spewing hate speech?

This!

A little morning roulette in the office.

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

Just a reminder, this is Elon Musk before his hair plugs

🤮

Bluesky is so refreshing coming from Twitter. I hope it stays that way.

Trump threatens to impose sweeping new tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China on first day in office The tariffs, if implemented, could dramatically raise prices for American consumers on everything from gas to automobiles to agricultural products.

Trump’s tariff threats: the ultimate plan to make American consumers pay more for everything. Who needs inflation when you can have “artificial price hikes for freedom”?

The wifey and Uno

The kids

My office...

Had to ditch Twitter. So here I am.