please dolls!! 😭 how do i get the goods??? #hrt

Can I drop my big veiny dick on your face? 😛

gonna need a clean up crew for that mess! hope i can see it! 🙈:)))

NEED MORE BI MEN CONTENT IN THIS WORLD!!!

Look at Curry Man!

Nico Harrison fumbled the Nike pitch to Steph Curry by calling him “Seth” and that’s his second most infamous sports decision. Legendary resume.

Normally, NBA teams feel relief about heading home after being on the road for so long.

But in the wake of the Luka Dončić trade, Mavericks players are expecting some hostility in Dallas.

"It’s going to be weird, but that’s what we sign up for.”
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Just announced: Black History Month Variant for STORM # 5, in stores 2/19/25.

Huge gratitude for our neighbors, Mexico and Canada have sent fire fighters and army to help us.

You know what's weird? Right wingers made Twitter so toxic we all fucked off and got our own place. And now they're hanging round like here that fucked-up ex who, because they can't have you, no one can.

Guys we've moved on. Go and enjoy your little incel safe-space. That's what you wanted, right?

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

Baked a little loaf of sunshine for you today. Enjoy. 🍞☀️

Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano

Saquon Barkley has set an Eagles single-game rushing record AND career-high with 255 yards‼️

saquon | #FlyEaglesFly

It’s awesome how we can open this app without a sense of dread.

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day.

Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.

I open my Bluesky feed and it is full of really cool people saying really smart things and being really passionate about really interesting stuff.

I like this version of social media, and the world.

Thanks, folks.

I just love that my feed here is 99.9% cats and video games because 99.9% of what I want to experience in life is cats and video games.

Deleted my X account today, blue skies ahead!