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Posts by J. Ellen Scott (and OTIS!)

@lilymarswrites.bsky.social Hey Lily. I sent you a DM on instagram.

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I know the “unknown number” call is scary, but maybe answer it tonight, Nevada!!!

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Same here, friend. I am far from okay too. F A R

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Trans rights are human rights

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A man on the street in Copenhagen.🖤

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I never got a better arm workout than the one from wrangling a new garden hose.

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Every moment, every future, every past, every thing - all illusionary allusions.

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Gravity to my shape:

“Come here, baby. Resistance bands are futile.”

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lololol - my adult kids laugh at me every single time I use the term "top" and each time I am confused. One of the many terms they find amusing/cringe. Another one is when I ask them if they "hooked up with so and so" which to me simply means did you get together. Oh well.

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I definitely remember saying no to a date (circa 1989) which included the shudder inducing description of: "Want to take a jacuzzi?"

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Hahahahahah Wordle is giving ideas to a certain sleepy guy of what to pack for “going away.”

Do we call it subwordling?

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I wish him endless indigestion, relentless sweaty panic, vicious foreboding anxiety, hideous dripping spray tan lines, endless bad hair days, and terrifying nightmares.

f o r e v e r

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SAME!!

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When I was a kid in the early 1970s, if our parents took us to a department store, they would let us go to the appliance section to peruse the fake food in the floor model refrigerators. This brought us kids so much happiness.

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Did everyone else know that it's Chaise Longue and not Chaise Lounge?

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Hoo boy…Andrew Scott has such a beautiful, sexy, nuanced, melodic and unique speaking voice.

I could listen to him read the phone book. (Do we still have phone books?)

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Around age 8 (circa 1970), my British mum said to me during an eclipse : “don’t look at it, love, or you’ll go blind.” I HAD ALREADY GLANCED AT IT! {{terror}}
Side note: we were driving to the bowling alley for mum’s weekly bowling league game. So I have an association with bowling and eclipses. 🎳🌝👀

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This is a great book.

I’m 1/3 through, and I’ve really got that kairosclerosis feeling.

Mono no aware, bebe.

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I concur with this hatred in every possible way. We also have a "smart" thermostat, which I loathe. We also have timer light switches, which were inflicted on me during a bathroom remodel. All these stupid switches do is turn off at the wrong freaking time and leave me in the dark in the shower.

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I have a confession. I am very afraid of eclipses. Not for myself. I would never look at the eclipse. I am afraid of them because the thought of people going blind or damaging their eyesight because they looked at the eclipse is TERRIFYING.

🙈

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I’m a fool for Lavandula

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YAY!!!!! Congratulations!

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I’ve gone back to school to become certified as a Master Gardener, and this week’s lesson is Garden Entomology! So…just looking for any kind of 🐝🪱🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🪰🪲🪳🦟🦗🕷
😁😁😁

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I just finished mine too!! It was a wild and nauseating ride. I rewarded myself with time in the garden with my new pest identification toy!🧐

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Trans Visibility Day is *always* on March 31.

Easter happened to fall on March 31 this year.

Side note: I think Jesus would have said: “Happy Trans Visibility Day! By the way, I am all about LOVE.”

🏳️‍⚧️💙💗🤍💗💙🏳️‍⚧️

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Be very afraid of believing Otis when he tells you he wants to snuggle. Because. It usually ends with a “loving” bite.

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Trans Visibility Day is *always* on March 31.

Easter happened to fall on March 31 this year.

Side note: I think Jesus would have said: “Happy Trans Visibility Day! By the way, I am all about LOVE.”

🏳️‍⚧️💙💗🤍💗💙🏳️‍⚧️

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