@deviwestside.bsky.social your spirit animal went to jail.

Being dope and mean gives me dopamine.

Being dope and mean gives me dopamine.

“It’s not talking shit if it’s the truth” -Devinthians 3:69

the b/g content on my onlyfans is just me face fucking biscuits and gravy

I hate when people say a door is ajar. It’s not a jar, it’s a door. Dumb ass.

Seasonal depression is gone. Regular depression is back! Let’s fucking gooooo!

Dry April isn’t working out for me. It’s more like a moist April.

All ponies are two tricks or more ponies

When do I get my character development?

Only 4 more weeks! We got this!

Gonna start a clothing line. The clothes will be knitted with spaghetti noodles. The brand name will be…. Spagucci.

God dammit! There’s shit on this post!

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the same thing as “did you try turning it off and on again?”

Actually, I’ll take tea

Grab a seat

Bet you can’t keep up

@raindro.bsky.social @russbus38.bsky.social

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if you quote a skeet of my skeet and get more likes than me that’s actually illegal

OnlyFarms but it’s just two tractors touching tips

If we’re both the same person now does that mean you’ll start paying my bills too

Eat crawfish with pussy fingers. Do NOT eat pussy with crawfish fingers. This message brought to you by the wonderful mind of Sweet Russ.

Taking a break from mental health to focus on alcoholism

You trying to get jumped in or nah?

Shot time! Bottoms up!

Good girl. Now face down.

Bring back “scallywag”.

Am I popping bottles?

No, it’s just the sound my joints make when I stand up

it’s absolutely bullshit how closely related laughing and crying are

what opened today?

i thought the baseball was over last year. you mean they do it again?