this is correct. the most real version of myself is right here with the pink bag on my head. the physically 'unmasked' version of me is burdened by constant neurotypical masking, so what you get with 'chuck tingle' is the most honest version of myself
If it looks like a concentration camp and sounds like a concentration camp,
The effective federal corporate income tax rate:
1950: 50%
1990: 25%
2020: 13%
Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate.
That is how we will pay for it.
My most uncharitable belief is that if you're chronically late to things, you're just a bad person.
And I mean I don't think it's possible to routinely be late to events/work/appointments *unless* you're just a selfish person with no concern for anyone else.
ARTEMIS II MISSION REQUIREMENT:
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Gramercy Park & the Chrysler Building NYC
We have a president who took the nation into a war for reasons he cannot fully articulate, without a strategy for how to respond if Iran did the expected and closed the Strait of Hormuz, and without an exit strategy if Iran doesn’t surrender.
Reminder that Congress can step up and stop this.
Illustration: The "Sickos" meme where a man labeled "sickos" peers through a window gleefully laughing and saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" except the man is Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the label on his chest reads "Siskos"
interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists
Is it any wonder?
I have always been a huge fan of Dolly Parton. We're the same age, same height, share the same values, but she can sing better. And she has more Grammys. I've always wanted to meet her!
An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death
Victor Glover and Christina Koch in orange spacesuits sit in the doorway of the rescue helicopter
Commander Reid Wiseman and Jeremy Hansen sit in the doorway of the rescue chopper
Going to get some great images from NASA in the coming days. Here’s a couple of post-splashdown snaps of actual heroes.
We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war.
Art of the deal, baby.
Picture of the century. 😍
📷 credit: Science Tube
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
it is important to remember that, while seeing your art holistically is good business, it is not FOR business. it is for your SOUL. great branding is a side effect. so if you are shy then BE SHY, that is YOU. the holistic art of thomas pynchon is that he is notoriously shy. just follow your soul
I'll see your horse wanting cake and raise you dog wanting to herd theonion.com/id-be-happy-...
I'm so happy to have photographic evidence that this horse thoroughly enjoyed his birthday cakes. It's like we have satisfying answers to that Onion column:
1) yes, the horse got to try cake
2) the horse liked the cake
3) the horse's person gave him a good, long life that sometimes included cake
Photo of famous op-ed by Horse who wants to try cake from the Onion
OMG I own a print copy. Will become a family heirloom.
You know who would be a good Columbo?
Steve Buscemi.
@rellac.bsky.social remembering fondly the Cans of Vincent
This actually describes gentrification so well.
Yeah. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCms...
Lots of credit to Pro Publica and Dem electeds who forced DHS to answer for these crimes against kids. AND @scrippsnews.bsky.social has stayed on the Dilley beat hard.
"Chuckles Noir" is my new clown-sona
It's never trans folk or drag queens. It's always conservative Christians. In fact, you might say this is exactly what they are trying to conserve.
@booker.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov This BS better not past the Senate!!! We The People don't give a FK what you all got to do!! For once DO SOMETHING 2 PROTECT the people who put you there to do so!!!!!
This is horrible.
Today’s affirmation: I will not lose any socks while doing laundry. None of my socks will disappear. I will know where all of my socks are by the end of the day. I will not be left with any loose singles that I keep for six months just in case and then discard. My washing machine does not eat socks