I can't imagine Oscar having a little scream, he always seems so cool and collected. I wish we could see it!

I'd be really interested to see Yuki do a lap in the Red Bull and a lap in the Racing Bull on the same track, same conditions. There's so much talk about the Red Bull being built around Max making it hard to drive for anyone else.

Yeah, what is that? It was particularly bad today!

I wish all the teams would move over to here so that I can close my Twitter account for good.

This makes me very happy.

😂😂 I'm going to miss Valtteri. 😭

A McLaren championship would warm the cockles of my cold, dark heart. I love both teams but McLaren are my favourites. 🧡

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My husband just said that Danica Patrick's dress looks like it's been attacked by a crocodile & now that's all I can see. 😁 #F1 #AbuDhabiGP

I've set aside the hours between 1600 & 2400 for just this purpose. 😁

I find drinking REALLY hard now I'm over 60. Well, the drinking is easy, it's the next day that's hard. Having said that, it's important to build one's 'pub fitness' level up slowly, especially at this time of year. It's also very important to maintain that level once one attains it.

Urf! 😎🤩

I've just bought myself a treadmill. Bring that 90s rush on! 😂

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It's like a burglar breaking into your home, getting caught by the police but having the final say on whether they're guilty or not. 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄

I'm glad it's not just me! 😁

Urf! 😎🤩

Mange tout Rodney, mange tout. 👍😁

God, he's such a saddo! I feel so sorry for everyone that's had to put up with his crap. I've worked with prats like him & they're just so tedious but I also imagine he could be very intimidating to some. I've seen his behaviour on Twitter, he's a prize knob with bells on.

Bloody awful from the FIA. What a bunch of killjoys. 🤬

Qatar GP stewards apparently decided the race was too boring and they ought to zhuzh it up a with a hot mess of ridiculous calls. Debris on the course? Meh, let’s thunderdome for a few laps and see what happens! What a clown car of officiating

What the actual f**k are the FIA doing? Christ. 🤬 #F1 #QatarGP

I need all the teams, journos & drivers here so that I can finally kick the hellhole into touch. F1 is the only reason I'm still over there.

I remember this when it first came out and it was easily the best advert on telly then, if not of all time! The end bit is sublime. 😂

Thank you! 😁 Can you remind me to un-set it for Monday please? Ta.

I of course, meant 250mm. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I've set the heating to come on at 4am but will probably crawl out of bed around 05.30 then rush around like a maniac making tea, coffee & snacks which will be laid out ready. We've got 25mm of snow here & it's forecast for -8°C tonight so I've also laid the fire ready. It's like a military op. 😁

I'm recording it. Getting up early to watch quali will be hard enough. 🥱 I'll do it though simply because I have to watch it live with live times. I hate not having the live timings.

'Murica, man. It'll end up there. Plus some godforsaken human rights abusing countries that just happen to have lots of wonga. They'll abandon Europe altogether at this rate. 🤬 I mean, Spa for goodness sake. It's the holy grail of circuits. 😭

Hello and welcome to sanity! 😁👋